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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I have banned my OH from using my pillows, as he likes to sleep with one between his legs and I don't want to have my face where his balls have been!

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I have banned my OH from using my pillows, as he likes to sleep with one between his legs and I don't want to have my face where his balls have been!

Has your face not been in that position before!

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Originally posted by Baz:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Just changed my bed linen today, love fresh sheets, one of my favourites. Put your hubby in the shed,,,just for tonight [/QUOTE
Now there's a plan

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Originally posted by Cinds:
I don't know anyone that does not like clean bedding fresh off the line on their beds, it just smells so good.

So am I being unreasonable, when I ask Mr Cinds to leave his undies on for bed tonight! He might trump and contaminate the 'fresh off the line smell'.

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I don't want to have my face where his balls have been!

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Originally posted by MoFo:
Do you get out of the bed to fart then cinds?

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I don't want to have my face where his balls have been!

Really! I thought it was part of the marriage contract.

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Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
Shrinkwrap him!

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Originally posted by Sarum:

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Originally posted by Cinds:
I don't know anyone that does not like clean bedding fresh off the line on their beds, it just smells so good.

So am I being unreasonable, when I ask Mr Cinds to leave his undies on for bed tonight! He might trump and contaminate the 'fresh off the line smell'.

I think you should make him put clean undies on...just to be safe

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I don't want to have my face where his balls have been!

Really! I thought it was part of the marriage contract.

Not married, just living in sin!

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I don't want to have my face where his balls have been!

Really! I thought it was part of the marriage contract.

Not married, just living in sin!

AhhhAAAAA thats where I went wrong, I let him put his ring on me

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:


well I haven't done THAT!!!

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
I didn't read the thread and have decided to say ................. Yes

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:


well I haven't done THAT!!!

I recommend you try it!! Its not that bad

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
I didn't read the thread and have decided to say ................. Yes

Hello lovely lady Are all the stuffed crusts sleeping?

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
I didn't read the thread and have decided to say ................. Yes

Hello lovely lady Are all the stuffed crusts sleeping?

Hello also lovely lady They are fast asleep are the ponies in there stables or out on the tiles ?

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:


well I haven't done THAT!!!

I recommend you try it!! Its not that bad

I'll need a few drinkies first.

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Originally posted by madamski:
i defy anyone to say ............ they dont *hm hm * break wind course they do .. its natural .. we all do it .... but mine smells like ylang ylang

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
I didn't read the thread and have decided to say ................. Yes

Hello lovely lady Are all the stuffed crusts sleeping?

Hello also lovely lady They are fast asleep are the ponies in there stables or out on the tiles ?

Oh Lord, they are on the shelf above me staring at me with their fake beady eyes just begging for another night on the tiles.

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by madamski:
i defy anyone to say ............ they dont *hm hm * break wind course they do .. its natural .. we all do it .... but mine smells like ylang ylang

I don't think anyone denied 'letting off steam'.

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Originally posted by madamski:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by madamski:
i defy anyone to say ............ they dont *hm hm * break wind course they do .. its natural .. we all do it .... but mine smells like ylang ylang

I don't think anyone denied 'letting off steam'.

sozzee i wz in wrong place i wz thread hopping

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by madamski:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by madamski:
i defy anyone to say ............ they dont *hm hm * break wind course they do .. its natural .. we all do it .... but mine smells like ylang ylang

I don't think anyone denied 'letting off steam'.

sozzee i wz in wrong place i wz thread hopping

I bet you just hopped in here to fart didn't you?

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
I didn't read the thread and have decided to say ................. Yes

Hello lovely lady Are all the stuffed crusts sleeping?

Hello also lovely lady They are fast asleep are the ponies in there stables or out on the tiles ?

Oh Lord, they are on the shelf above me staring at me with their fake beady eyes just begging for another night on the tiles.

Poor wee mites No gin for them tonight

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Originally posted by madamski:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by madamski:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by madamski:
i defy anyone to say ............ they dont *hm hm * break wind course they do .. its natural .. we all do it .... but mine smells like ylang ylang

I don't think anyone denied 'letting off steam'.

sozzee i wz in wrong place i wz thread hopping

I bet you just hopped in here to fart didn't you?

you smelt it ...... you dealt it