YeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!.....

I can now reveal that we drank the last of the Ouzo last night.

Awwwwwww Crossy mate!...have a drink with me!..*pours a large Smirnoff & coke for me mate Crossy*..you want ice & a slice with that ??

i'm pouring my last double double vodka n coke ....... no ice then i swear i'm going to bed  * burps *   

Lexie

I have got the ropiest red wine you have ever tasted here

aw rexi    i think i've had enough lol

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im on my second glass of wine and feeling quite drunky

i could swear blind my boobs have grown      really i'm pissed or ill

*hides wine behind back* you lot are alkies

i have a vision of you with two hands cupped squinting through one eye ......i may have a third glass

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GYPS  can you see through my blinds

I might just try another glass of my wine - p'raps it will get better

bet it tastes better with age ................... ok 15mins has went past  it has matured nicely

*looks through blinds*  nah, she's just drunk

lol @ the vids slim

aw crap  thought i saved myself a fortune on a boob job there ........... so i'm not a jordan AKA katie price lookalikie  not kidding my boobs have ballooned , rock solid .. is that a sign of * the change * ?

pmsl madamski, don't know i ain't there yet

Could be pregnancy madam!............mine used to do that before they started spouting like fountains!...

I changed my mind - my wine is just too gross to face another glass

i'm 44  lol and if i was pregnant i would need to call the baby , jesus after its dad lol

After 8-9 years of sobriety I thought despite what they say that the answer might actually be at the bottom a bottle of whiskey (you don't know 'till you've looked right ?) well, weird thing was I never got drunk !!! Didn't numb me up, no buzz.. just got tired and sort of passed out.

CO...there's nothing at the bottom of a bottle except glass!....
I hope you are okay this morning & not beating yourself up for falling off the sobriety wagon! (we all have our moments of weakness)..

  Aims ya wanna celebrate ya new cooker!!

i think it would be the right thing to do slim  its sitting in the kitchen looking very new and shiny

Yayyyyyy! but is it plugged in ? I mean can ya use it yet ?


 Here ya go!

a very nice gas engineer has been and sorted me out

Well that was certainly the case for me.



Isn't it strange that I never felt any sensations of intoxification ?

 Details please!...every sordid one! *sits back & gets out tape recorder listens carefully*

I've seen the filum.

 no details sorry, he was telling me he only cooks pizzas as he lives alone

I think frame of mind makes all the difference too CO...
that & the make of drink!

Cheap Vodka I can sink quite easily without a sniff of a stumbling..but Smirnoff has me falling all over the place!

Hope you're okay pal!!

I shall be partaking of the evil grape this evening!  Good news from my consultant deserves a bit of a celebration!

*looks Aims straight in the eye to check she aint hidin anyfin*


Alone you say!!..did ya get his name..address..phone number???

did you think i was good it was good

*puts shades on*  he's got my number

 On your good news Suzi! whatever it may be!

I shall expect at least one song & maybe a little jig from you later then eh!!