Reference: Crossy
table-ender
Gawd...am still none the wiser...do ya mean doggy style??
Reference: crossy
What posh people refer to as a table-ender.
Entering the Gymkhana, surely!
blizzie
I am dreenking for the cheeldren.
It's the only way that I can watch Coronation Street.
I'm drinking BECAUSE of the children 
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EEE gads Crossy!...I couldn't watch that no matter how much I drank!...
I don't have much choice really.
I wake up pissed. Then I have a hairy dog 
Reference: slimfern
Each & everyone of em Blizzie ??....
Someone's got to make the effort! Reference: Cagney
I'm drinking BECAUSE of the children
I may have meant that!
They are watching CIN and doing my head in going "mum did you see that? So funny. Mum? Mum? MUUUUUUUUUUM? oh god sake you missed it now"
I'm on the pink ce soir, avoiding CiN like the plague.
I reckon about 3 hours to meltdown.
I'm on home measure vodka and coke
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I reckon about 3 hours to meltdown
On here or in my house? 
Reference: Retsina
I wake up pissed. Then I have a hairy dog
woof woof! 
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On here or in my house?
Your house definitely on home measure vodka, but I'm looking forward to tonight on here, with all the drinking for charity. I've got a litre bottle of rum <for tomorrow for tomorrow for tomorrow> looking at me, I think I'll need to set fire to my lappy before it gets messy. Bagsy being the first to cry and hug and love everybody memememememe!
I have home measure voddy and tonic
My party animal OH keeps informing me that my measures are like triples so I better watch myself.
I don't care now Slim. Jammies are on and hair tied back
Reference: Slimfern
Am gonna get pissed tonight!
Pity I can't. I have a man coming in the morning
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Ooh er!!
Ooh er!!
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I don't care now Slim. Jammies are on and hair tied back
I see your pyjamas, and raise you tracky bottoms and my hair tied up with the elastic cut off the top of a sock!
PMSL! I'm gonna totally drag you down to earth when I say it's the man from N.Power coming to read my meter
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I don't care now Slim. Jammies are on and hair tied back
I see your pyjamas, and raise you tracky bottoms and my hair tied up with the elastic cut off the top of a sock
If only you two could see me now I see your pyjamas, and raise you tracky bottoms and my hair tied up with the elastic cut off the top of a sock
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If only you two could see me now
It's a Friday night thing, all this tarting up
Fern: you knows it
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man from N.Power coming to ride me!
It's a uniform I guess...
It's a uniform I guess...
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elastic cut off the top of a sock
OMG how common. I at least have a real bobble. It's a disney princess one but it's proper Reference:
OMG how common. I at least have a real bobble. It's a disney princess one but it's proper
You have real bobbles? I live in Yorkshire, we haven't got them yet, let alone Disney princess ones. I hope we can still be pals? 