I'm glugging sipping my way through a rather large bottle of voddy!...
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Better days as in...tell me more!..I have all night!!
I'm not sure that you realy want to know all of the details. Whilst some surround my business affairs and the logistics of producing and distribution, others concern my more intimate moments. Suffice to say everything went well today, and I can't remember a day like it for several years. No doubt fate will have some unpleasant surprise for me later.
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it'll pass in about 25yrs or so...
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Shall I put on some music...what's ya sorta choons ?
I'm the wrong side of sixty.
I'm fifty-five.
(The old ones are the best 
you all goin to bed ....... pfft ....... lightweights
i'm just bringing my steam attachments out 
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i'm just bringing my steam attachments out
Carefull with them hun Night 
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I'm the wrong side of sixty. I'm fifty-five. (The old ones are the best
57 here 
and still talk shite on here.
Ozzy and Lemmy rock Thats me done now.
Thats me done now.
Noooooo... I got leathered last Saturday night, and I'm leaving off the vino for a while.
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We believes ya Deman
Seriously, I felt shocking on Sunday 
to wash that huuuuge brunch down!!
To early for me but feel free to indulge 
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others concern my more intimate moments.
A really satisfying poo? 
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A really satisfying poo?
Since yer ask Lilibet pet. Ah scutted the missus.
Think i might join you tonight slim
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To get rid of...
Scutting (v)
catching a ride by hanging from the back of a moving truck and then jumping off
white wine please
Pour Vous Aims...
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Scutting (v) catching a ride by hanging from the back of a moving truck and then jumping off
Obviously I'm going to have to spell this one out for the euphemistically challenged. Vaginal intercourse from behind. What posh people refer to as a table-ender.
cheers slim, i'll need more than 1 bottle