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Hi Angel
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I did...only once though! The reasons were very random and my 'offences' spanned nearly a year! When I read them I nearly pmsl...I'd said far worse than they were quoting!
I dunno how I got away with my smut
Only got suspended once in 6 years for something of nothing
I should have gone for something really good but my 24 hour confinement was for something pathetic
Only got suspended once in 6 years for something of nothing
I should have gone for something really good but my 24 hour confinement was for something pathetic
I'm suspended at the moment... wonder if I should appeal?!
quote:Originally posted by superslug:
I'm suspended at the moment... wonder if I should appeal?!
I don't think there's anyone there to hear your appeal
I reckon they're all down the pub
I don't say I blame them... putting up with us lot all those years!
I did...I've been bopped three times for offensive posts.
Once for suggesting that Chris Biggins might possibly be gay...
Once for linking to the FSM webpage...
And once for posting a food-related innuendo...
I'm such a troll, me...
Once for suggesting that Chris Biggins might possibly be gay...
Once for linking to the FSM webpage...
And once for posting a food-related innuendo...
I'm such a troll, me...
Come, now... we all know that's not true!quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
Once for suggesting that Chris Biggins might possibly be gay...
quote:Originally posted by superslug:Come, now... we all know that's not true!quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
Once for suggesting that Chris Biggins might possibly be gay...
The daft thing is...I do actually know him personally (yes, I know I'm a name-dropper...
) , and I know he wouldn't have been offended by anything I said...
Your account was suspended for the following posts:
Posted 20-08-08 02:48
I've got work, but we're all sad f~~ks Ninja
04-08-08 11:53
You've heard of Hinge & Bracket Now we've got Dildo & Bucket
27-07-08 03:11
I'd like to nail his head to a tree ( This actually followed Dales Nailing convo)
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Posted 20-08-08 02:48
I've got work, but we're all sad f~~ks Ninja
04-08-08 11:53
You've heard of Hinge & Bracket Now we've got Dildo & Bucket
27-07-08 03:11
I'd like to nail his head to a tree ( This actually followed Dales Nailing convo)
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quote:Originally posted by Lindsxdx:
Filth the lot of you
Linds did you see mine above, what did I do that was so wrong. It took 2 grovelling emails to get unbopped.
I was banned 8 times.
Karma Sutra positions was one thread.
I hung out with the Science fans and some of them corrupted me.
The last one was so embarrassing (as I was very bad)that I mainly lurked then.
My offences were all in 2005 and 2006.
From 2007 I turned over a new leaf and became the
I am today.
Karma Sutra positions was one thread.
I hung out with the Science fans and some of them corrupted me.
The last one was so embarrassing (as I was very bad)that I mainly lurked then.
My offences were all in 2005 and 2006.
From 2007 I turned over a new leaf and became the
I am today.
banned once... first and final warning..
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12-10-08 20:15
Firstly, I’m going to keep this as polite as I can out of respect for savvi.. oh and because you’re not worth the banstick. My online status is none of your business love. When you start paying my isp etc then maybe you’d get a say in what I do. Until then, keep your beak out my dear. Now to ‘fairness’. Unlike you, I don’t make a habit of unsolicited attacks on FMs. Post your accusations or lies sloppy poodles. And for evidence of your hypocrisy.. take a look at this thread. As for me feeling embarrassed for you. I do… Why? Well as you illustrated you accuse anyone who disagrees with you of having multiple user names. Laughable. Because you really believe that only one person on the forum can feel that way. I pity you love I really do. Now as I said my dear.. don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
07-10-08 17:50
don't care.. still think he's an unfunny ego on short stumpy legs.. he's a twonk..
Posted by Bamus on 07-10-08 17:48
he's a fat t-w@t... in my humble opinion..
30-09-08 16:46
yeah.. I'll think about it.. hmmmmm...ok, I thought.. and apart from thinking you're a bit of a jumped up, condescending, keyboard ferret.. I think (no I know) that the person who has just opened an account and has started this thread is using the same name on D S. That's the place that Rachel has posted on.. in her own name. So I'm guessing.. Sherlock.. that the OP isn't Rachel.
11-08-08 11:50
I said this on another thread.. but... if Rex spoke to me like he spoke to Rachel after the cake task.. he'd be wearing the thing on his conehead with 'It doesn't look like f**kin St. Pauls now!' ringin in his ears..
11-08-08 11:03
Rex used to amuse me with his asides and wind-ups and whilst I am not a rexette he was good HM value. Now... I'm afraid if he talked to me like he talked to Rachel after the cake making task, he'd be wearing the thing on his conehead with 'Doesn't look like f**kin St. Paul's now!' ringing in his ears...
16-07-08 11:44
and you 'sir'... are a tw(@)t.. and I know you are a 'sir'.. 'cause you sure didn't use your own genitalia as an offensive slight...
14-06-07 20:38
I thought Shabby Titmuff had denied 'dating' him... and this is a woman who is proud of the fact that she'll be buried in a Y shaped coffin...
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12-10-08 20:15
Firstly, I’m going to keep this as polite as I can out of respect for savvi.. oh and because you’re not worth the banstick. My online status is none of your business love. When you start paying my isp etc then maybe you’d get a say in what I do. Until then, keep your beak out my dear. Now to ‘fairness’. Unlike you, I don’t make a habit of unsolicited attacks on FMs. Post your accusations or lies sloppy poodles. And for evidence of your hypocrisy.. take a look at this thread. As for me feeling embarrassed for you. I do… Why? Well as you illustrated you accuse anyone who disagrees with you of having multiple user names. Laughable. Because you really believe that only one person on the forum can feel that way. I pity you love I really do. Now as I said my dear.. don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
07-10-08 17:50
don't care.. still think he's an unfunny ego on short stumpy legs.. he's a twonk..
Posted by Bamus on 07-10-08 17:48
he's a fat t-w@t... in my humble opinion..
30-09-08 16:46
yeah.. I'll think about it.. hmmmmm...ok, I thought.. and apart from thinking you're a bit of a jumped up, condescending, keyboard ferret.. I think (no I know) that the person who has just opened an account and has started this thread is using the same name on D S. That's the place that Rachel has posted on.. in her own name. So I'm guessing.. Sherlock.. that the OP isn't Rachel.
11-08-08 11:50
I said this on another thread.. but... if Rex spoke to me like he spoke to Rachel after the cake task.. he'd be wearing the thing on his conehead with 'It doesn't look like f**kin St. Pauls now!' ringin in his ears..
11-08-08 11:03
Rex used to amuse me with his asides and wind-ups and whilst I am not a rexette he was good HM value. Now... I'm afraid if he talked to me like he talked to Rachel after the cake making task, he'd be wearing the thing on his conehead with 'Doesn't look like f**kin St. Paul's now!' ringing in his ears...
16-07-08 11:44
and you 'sir'... are a tw(@)t.. and I know you are a 'sir'.. 'cause you sure didn't use your own genitalia as an offensive slight...
14-06-07 20:38
I thought Shabby Titmuff had denied 'dating' him... and this is a woman who is proud of the fact that she'll be buried in a Y shaped coffin...
We only reinstate accounts if we can be assured that posts of this nature will not occur again.
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quote:Originally posted by tupps:
banned once... first and final warning..
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12-10-08 20:15
Firstly, I’m going to keep this as polite as I can out of respect for savvi.. oh and because you’re not worth the banstick. My online status is none of your business love. When you start paying my isp etc then maybe you’d get a say in what I do. Until then, keep your beak out my dear. Now to ‘fairness’. Unlike you, I don’t make a habit of unsolicited attacks on FMs. Post your accusations or lies sloppy poodles. And for evidence of your hypocrisy.. take a look at this thread. As for me feeling embarrassed for you. I do… Why? Well as you illustrated you accuse anyone who disagrees with you of having multiple user names. Laughable. Because you really believe that only one person on the forum can feel that way. I pity you love I really do. Now as I said my dear.. don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
07-10-08 17:50
don't care.. still think he's an unfunny ego on short stumpy legs.. he's a twonk..
Posted by Bamus on 07-10-08 17:48
he's a fat t-w@t... in my humble opinion..
30-09-08 16:46
yeah.. I'll think about it.. hmmmmm...ok, I thought.. and apart from thinking you're a bit of a jumped up, condescending, keyboard ferret.. I think (no I know) that the person who has just opened an account and has started this thread is using the same name on D S. That's the place that Rachel has posted on.. in her own name. So I'm guessing.. Sherlock.. that the OP isn't Rachel.
11-08-08 11:50
I said this on another thread.. but... if Rex spoke to me like he spoke to Rachel after the cake task.. he'd be wearing the thing on his conehead with 'It doesn't look like f**kin St. Pauls now!' ringin in his ears..
11-08-08 11:03
Rex used to amuse me with his asides and wind-ups and whilst I am not a rexette he was good HM value. Now... I'm afraid if he talked to me like he talked to Rachel after the cake making task, he'd be wearing the thing on his conehead with 'Doesn't look like f**kin St. Paul's now!' ringing in his ears...
16-07-08 11:44
and you 'sir'... are a tw(@)t.. and I know you are a 'sir'.. 'cause you sure didn't use your own genitalia as an offensive slight...
14-06-07 20:38
I thought Shabby Titmuff had denied 'dating' him... and this is a woman who is proud of the fact that she'll be buried in a Y shaped coffin...
We only reinstate accounts if we can be assured that posts of this nature will not occur again.
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Priceless
I did get bopped from digital spy for saying 'whatever, minger' to someone on the BB bit-fucks sake it is a direct bleeding quote!!
I got bopped so many times on there, never got far beyond 2000 posts. 
but I unashamedly stand by my comments. 
I remember the reasons for my two most recent boppings beyond that my memory fails me.
1. Directly quoted Mikeys perceptive comments when he viewed Dim Dales audition tape "what a f*ck*n' n*b"
Yes I used asterisks.
2. Commented that Ben Adams said he'd have no issues about entertaining the troops at a BNP rally.
Which he did
Hope I don't get bopped from here for repeating my reasons for C4 boppage
but I unashamedly stand by my comments. I remember the reasons for my two most recent boppings beyond that my memory fails me.
1. Directly quoted Mikeys perceptive comments when he viewed Dim Dales audition tape "what a f*ck*n' n*b"
Yes I used asterisks.
2. Commented that Ben Adams said he'd have no issues about entertaining the troops at a BNP rally.
Which he did
Hope I don't get bopped from here for repeating my reasons for C4 boppage
haha that's class, how unreasonable were those mods sometimes though?
i got banned twice, one time i did deserve it though, i was posting drunk and said some naughty swear words about channel 4
i got banned twice, one time i did deserve it though, i was posting drunk and said some naughty swear words about channel 4
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
I wasn't so lucky
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I had a few of those! Each time, I'd write back, call them a bunch of hypcrites for allowing much worse comments than I'd made to be aired on live TV (cf BBBM presenters) and I'd be reinstated; worked every time!