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some swan taps...

'Oh Meeeeester Swan... why nobody like me'..

meh...

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~Lee~Member

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
some swan taps...

'Oh Meeeeester Swan... why nobody like me'..

meh...

Brilliant Tupps I love it.

6/20/091:48 PM

tuppsMember

I haven't felt this irrational dislike since Carolio...

6/20/091:48 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
some swan taps...

'Oh Meeeeester Swan... why nobody like me'..

meh...

..Tuppssss!!!!

..permision to jump the wall and smash him in....

6/20/091:49 PM

strikeMember 10 years

Sree to win

6/20/091:49 PM

MargueritaMember

Ha Ha Ha lol

6/20/091:50 PM

tuppsMember

Oh Meeeeester Bus Shelter.. why no-one like my 'joke' about halitosis... what izzzz a 'bell-end'..

Anyone else willing the bus shelter to tell him..

6/20/091:50 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by strike:
Sree to win

strike..

6/20/091:50 PM

KevMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
some swan taps...

'Oh Meeeeester Swan... why nobody like me'..

meh...

I'm on a mental blank somebody help me.

6/20/091:51 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
some swan taps...

'Oh Meeeeester Swan... why nobody like me'..

meh...

..Tuppssss!!!! ..permision to jump the wall and smash him in....

stonksy!!!!

I'll give you a leg up as long as you give me a hand.. we'll both go in there, smear him in goose fat and erect a spit...

6/20/091:52 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by King Kev:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
some swan taps...

'Oh Meeeeester Swan... why nobody like me'..

meh...

I'm on a mental blank somebody help me.

Kev... remember the Cookie Monster Kat and her 'chat' with the swan taps in the bath?

6/20/091:52 PM

tuppsMember

aaaaaaaaarrrghhh get him off my telly box..

this is not good for my blood pressure..

6/20/091:54 PM

cupMember

he has replace taps with bus stop

oh look he has an audience now he is happy

6/20/091:55 PM

strikeMember 10 years

i feckin love the Sree

6/20/091:55 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by strike:
i feckin love the Sree

I'll have him scrubbed and sent to your tent..

6/20/091:56 PM

SharMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
Oh Meeeeester Bus Shelter.. why no-one like my 'joke' about halitosis... what izzzz a 'bell-end'..

Anyone else willing the bus shelter to tell him..

It didn't quite top the 'Mr Swan' episode, but it does come a close second ...

6/20/092:00 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
some swan taps...

'Oh Meeeeester Swan... why nobody like me'..

meh...

..Tuppssss!!!! ..permision to jump the wall and smash him in....

stonksy!!!!

I'll give you a leg up as long as you give me a hand.. we'll both go in there, smear him in goose fat and erect a spit...

I'll hit him with a shtick as he's turning..just to tenderise mind....

6/20/092:00 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shar:

It didn't quite top the 'Mr Swan' episode, but it does come a close second ...

Give him time shar... give him time..

6/20/092:00 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by strike:
i feckin love the Sree

I worry about you strikey lar....

6/20/092:01 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
I'll hit him with a shtick as he's turning..just to tenderise mind....

Genius.. I'll get the oranges..

.. for both ends.. bugger the nanas..

6/20/092:01 PM

SharMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by Shar:

It didn't quite top the 'Mr Swan' episode, but it does come a close second ...

Give him time shar... give him time..

Oh I don't doubt there are more monologues to come ...

6/20/092:03 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shar:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by Shar:

It didn't quite top the 'Mr Swan' episode, but it does come a close second ...

Give him time shar... give him time..

Oh I don't doubt there are more monologues to come ...

Was it mr fagend bus he was talking to or mr bus stop himself....

6/20/092:10 PM

SharMember

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:

Was it mr fagend bus he was talking to or mr bus stop himself....

Somehow I doubt he was addressing either of them ... it was more of a 'woe is me' directed at the nearest camera ...

6/20/092:12 PM

tuppsMember

The possibilities are endless stonksy... he could have several inanimate conversations...

Oh myyyyy...

6/20/092:12 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
The possibilities are endless stonksy... he could have several inanimate conversations...

Oh myyyyy...

I'd hate to upset him in Ikea....

6/20/092:14 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
The possibilities are endless stonksy... he could have several inanimate conversations...

Oh myyyyy...

I'd hate to upset him in Ikea....

6/20/092:15 PM

MentalistMember

Can I lend you a ladder and a net, I have them all ready

6/20/092:18 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can I lend you a ladder and a net, I have them all ready

ninja up... and bring mouth wash..

6/20/092:24 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can I lend you a ladder and a net, I have them all ready

Are you sober enough to hold the ladder?....

6/20/092:26 PM

MentalistMember

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can I lend you a ladder and a net, I have them all ready

Are you sober enough to hold the ladder?....

Erm......... 'hic' of course sergeant Stonks

6/20/092:28 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can I lend you a ladder and a net, I have them all ready

Are you sober enough to hold the ladder?....

Erm......... 'hic' of course sergeant Stonks

You can be on nettle watch aswell....

6/20/092:32 PM

MentalistMember

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can I lend you a ladder and a net, I have them all ready

Are you sober enough to hold the ladder?....

Erm......... 'hic' of course sergeant Stonks

You can be on nettle watch aswell....

Got me dock leaves, that covers many eventualities

6/20/092:36 PM

SpiderMonkeyMember

Good thread. My kind of thread.

6/20/092:36 PM

cupMember

We dont need no ladder

Marcus will let down his hair like rapunzel

6/20/092:40 PM

MentalistMember

quote:
Originally posted by cup:
We dont need no ladder

Marcus will let down his hair like rapunzel

What have you got against my ladder?

6/20/092:41 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Got me dock leaves, that covers many eventualities

we can use them as garnish...

6/20/092:47 PM

MentalistMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Got me dock leaves, that covers many eventualities

we can use them as garnish...

Oooooh are we spit roasting him? 'looks out barbecue fork"

6/20/092:51 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Oooooh are we spit roasting him? 'looks out barbecue fork"

with oranges..

I'm bringing goose fat but I'll wager he's greasy enough as it is..

6/20/092:52 PM

strikeMember 10 years

you all fancy the Sree

6/20/092:55 PM

MentalistMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Oooooh are we spit roasting him? 'looks out barbecue fork"

with oranges..

I'm bringing goose fat but I'll wager he's greasy enough as it is..

6/20/092:56 PM

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