Is that too much to ask?
* winks and flashes *
* winks and flashes *
Replies sorted oldest to newest
*** washes and flinks *** 
Awwww..don't fecking want much do you..we'll all help you....
*flishes and.. thinks better of it*
*** thinks better of Slinki and gets another bottle ***
Scarborough pissed - it's coming flooding back
England were all out for 14 and I turned on the bedside radio
And I heard this dick in all his glory
Then I questioned myself.
And I got an answer.
Pimlico.
England were all out for 14 and I turned on the bedside radio
And I heard this dick in all his glory
Then I questioned myself.
And I got an answer.
Pimlico.
I like a glorious dick.
No holding back.
No holding back.
BBC News: Uproar ensues over Wiki Leaks releasing of Santa's Naughty and Nice List....
Sheet, stonks! 
Am I on it?
Am I on it?
A fish supper and a pickle might do it
Reference: Scotty
A fish supper and a pickle might do it
That could be my motto.
ask and ye shall receive 
Yes but unfortuneltly your on the nice part....
Why are they called fish suppers and not fish lunches or dinners?....
There are fish teas, but they're sitty-doon posh ones on plates
Reference:
Scarborough pissed
Can I be arsed to tell this story??? Ok i'll try, (in the interests of stretching this thread!) ....I'm going to a meeting in Scarborough, my sis comes along for the ride, it's summer but peeing down.... I drop her off....I meet her 3 hours later outside MnS and she smiles at me in a way that I know she's been up to mischief... Turns out that she took shelter in The Grand, asked for a campari and soda and got a frosty and rude response, so she took out a notebook and scribbled....then she goes on a tour of the central Scarborough hotels and has a freebie p up in every place she goes 'cos the word has got out that she was a tourism reporter
I love your sister, Supes!
I've retired now,
*lights pipe *
The memories......
*lights pipe *
The memories......
Reference: velvet
That could be my motto.
Salt and vinegar with that Sir? Oh hang on - has the colour changed?
Reference:
cos the word has got out that she was a tourism reporter
*takes out her notebook and makes a note to try that one out* Brilliant!
Reference: Scotty
Oh hang on- has the colour changed?
How did you know that's what they all said? Reference:
Oh hang on- has the colour changed?
Nope, it's still vinegar -coloured..
ohh,the scheme Scotty? The padded cell went hours ago
Reference: Slinki
*takes out her notebook and makes a note to try that one out* Brilliant!
Indeed!
*** puts notebook in bandhag ***
Classic Supes
We're onto just plain drab now instead of squarey drab
Reference:
Can I be arsed to tell this story??? Ok i'll try, (in the interests of stretching this thread!) ....I'm going to a meeting in Scarborough, my sis comes along for the ride, it's summer but peeing down.... I drop her off....I meet her 3 hours later outside MnS and she smiles at me in a way that I know she's been up to mischief... Turns out that she took shelter in The Grand, asked for a campari and soda and got a frosty and rude response, so she took out a notebook and scribbled....then she goes on a tour of the central Scarborough hotels and has a freebie p up in every place she goes 'cos the word has got out that she was a tourism reporter
..they used to call them *Ring arounds*....*Goes off to buy flippy over notepad*....Reference:
*** puts notebook in bandhag ***
I have never been banned! And give me back my botenook !
ohhh!
Reference:
We're onto just plain drab now instead of squarey drab
Its still John Major....
Reference:
I have never been banned! And give me back my botenook !
Reference:
John Major
Reference: Slinki
I have never been banned! And give me back my botenook !
It's my botenook! Now, shurrup, while I defrost this waiter!
I bet VD has buggered off and is letting us get on with his 2 pager....
this background reminds me of bank managers tie print 
Here's a picture of me with the band REM.
That's me in the corner.
That's me in the corner.
Found the site designer's palette..
Aaah I can`t quote!
Fishy fish fish fish!
Fishy fish fish fish!
Reference: stonks
Here's a picture of me with the band REM. That's me in the corner.
Reference:
I love your sister, Supes!
Me too
Is one of several times she's pulled that/ similar stunts..feck queueing up in a trendy club etc. just have a notebook on hand and say your called Melissa from the blah blah blah newspaper/trendy magazine.... get free drinks all night