Ok.. I'm all up to date on the flippy floppy/Krissy Krossy mission. Where do you want me (and my flip flop stall) Shar Sir?
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Ok.. I'm all up to date on the flippy floppy/Krissy Krossy mission. Where do you want me (and my flip flop stall)SharSir?
Can you stick some wheels on it and tie it to the back ...?
Here's a pair of roller skates so you can keep up ....
quote:Originally posted by Shar:
Slap Sree with a Flip Flop Bus departing soon ... all welcome ... bring your own flip flops ... and your own booze ...
On a scale of 1 to 200 how shocked do you think the sree will be to get the boot ...?
Personally, me ... I'd go with 200 ...
*grabs seat, size 4 flip flop, and large bottle of white wine*
Hopefully he, and some of the others, will be 200% shocked!quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Ok.. I'm all up to date on the flippy floppy/Krissy Krossy mission. Where do you want me (and my flip flop stall)SharSir?
Can you stick some wheels on it and tie it to the back ...?
Here's a pair of roller skates so you can keep up ....
You could have least got me some flip flop stylie ones. 
Welcome aboard baz .... 
If he's not shocked enough at the eviction, he sure as hell will be when he gets a bang of a few hundred flip flops ....
If he's not shocked enough at the eviction, he sure as hell will be when he gets a bang of a few hundred flip flops ....
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I left Stonks the best buffday pressie ever in her thread.
It will never beat mine, I gave her Sticky Steve in a box with a ribbon
'whispers' she took it to the cellar 
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
I left Stonks the best buffday pressie ever in her thread.
It will never beat mine, I gave her Sticky Steve in a box with a ribbon
Is that why she's gone missing ... neglecting her mission ...
*jumps on bus* 
Room for my flip flop?
Room for my flip flop? quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
*jumps on bus*
You can go first and stun him faery ...
Jumps aboard,can I bring a few cannonballs to chuck over the wall at Kris and Lisa?
return ticket please...anyone bought sarnies?
We could lay him on that flip flop and carry him to the flip flop attack area.
I decided to add some extras to my flip flops - diamante - which won't scratch his face as I hit him with it
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
*jumps on bus*
You can go first and stun him faery ...
Wooopppeeeee!! Nothing will bring me greater pleasure in life!!
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Jumps aboard,can I bring a few cannonballs to chuck over the wall at Kris and Lisa?
Stick 'em on Ducky's flip flop stall ...
Ducky ... you might want to reinforce the wheels on that stall ...
quote:Originally posted by j0anne:
return ticket please...anyone bought sarnies?
We'll be stopping off at the fish and chip shop on the way ...
quote:Originally posted by Pengy:
I decided to add some extras to my flip flops - diamante - which won't scratch his face as I hit him with it
If any of them fall off while in use you can sue him ...
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Jumps aboard,can I bring a few cannonballs to chuck over the wall at Kris and Lisa?
Stick 'em on Ducky's flip flop stall ...
Ducky ... you might want to reinforce the wheels on that stall ...
No problem.... I'll juggle with 'em while doing an interpretation of Bolero on me roller skates shall I?
Shar, may I make a suggestion regarding 'ahem' 'whispers' Stonks secret Mission', might be a good idea to remind her to take her glasses, don't want her taking out the wrong one.
Ducky, lovely interpretation of Bolero there, didn't realise you were so flexible.
Ducky, lovely interpretation of Bolero there, didn't realise you were so flexible.
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Jumps aboard,can I bring a few cannonballs to chuck over the wall at Kris and Lisa?
Stick 'em on Ducky's flip flop stall ...
Ducky ... you might want to reinforce the wheels on that stall ...
No problem.... I'll juggle with 'em while doing an interpretation of Bolero on me roller skates shall I?
Now THAT I would even pay to see ....
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Shar, may I make a suggestion regarding 'ahem' 'whispers' Stonks secret Mission', might be a good idea to remind her to take her glasses, don't want her taking out the wrong one.
Ducky, lovely interpretation of Bolero there, didn't realise you were so flexible.
You'd be amazed at the positions I can get myself into...
Personally me, I'll go for one of those flip flops with the wedge heels - better grip.
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Shar, may I make a suggestion regarding 'ahem' 'whispers' Stonks secret Mission', might be a good idea to remind her to take her glasses, don't want her taking out the wrong one.
Ducky, lovely interpretation of Bolero there, didn't realise you were so flexible.
Given that it's her birthday today and she may be partaking in ... ahem ... one or two beverages ... it might be wise to postpone the secret mission ....
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Personally me, I'll go for one of those flip flops with the wedge heels - better grip.
Good choice Miss_S ....
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Or we could tie him to it so he can't escape the slip-slapping! quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Shar, may I make a suggestion regarding 'ahem' 'whispers' Stonks secret Mission', might be a good idea to remind her to take her glasses, don't want her taking out the wrong one.
Ducky, lovely interpretation of Bolero there, didn't realise you were so flexible.
You'd be amazed at the positions I can get myself into...
You must be very popular
30 minutes to get those flip flops in position...
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
30 minutes to get those flip flops in position...
Give us a paint brush ducky so I can scrawl 'marcus' all over them ...
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
30 minutes to get those flip flops in position...
Give us a paint brush ducky so I can scrawl 'marcus' all over them ...
Here you go...
*sprits after bus and grabs hold of bumper and is forever grateful for built in airbags*
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
30 minutes to get those flip flops in position...
Give us a paint brush ducky so I can scrawl 'marcus' all over them ...
Here you go...
Noooooooooooooo ducky .... that's NOT what I meant ...
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*sprits after bus and grabs hold of bumper and is forever grateful for built in airbags*
Ouch
Gravel burn. quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*sprits after bus and grabs hold of bumper and is forever grateful for built in airbags*
Ouch
Well help me up then...d'uh...
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*sprits after bus and grabs hold of bumper and is forever grateful for built in airbags*
*Blast chariots of fire theme out of stereo while watching MrsB sprinting for the bus*
Want an icepack for your black eyes MrsB ...?
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
30 minutes to get those flip flops in position...
Give us a paint brush ducky so I can scrawl 'marcus' all over them ...
Here you go...
Noooooooooooooo ducky .... that's NOT what I meant ...
It was a tribute to Marcus. Did you mean you've swapped your homicidal flip flop tendancies to Marcus? Is he to be slapped now too?
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*sprits after bus and grabs hold of bumper and is forever grateful for built in airbags*
Ouch
Well help me up then...d'uh...
No can do... I'm following the bus on roller skates.
It's all I can do to keep myself upright. 
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*sprits after bus and grabs hold of bumper and is forever grateful for built in airbags*
*Blast chariots of fire theme out of stereo while watching MrsB sprinting for the bus*
Want an icepack for your black eyes MrsB ...?
*hears the inspiring music...wipes away a tear and clambers aboard the bus*
Icepack, frozen peas, rocket lolly......anything will do, ta muchly, Shar