So whats the average beverage consumption of posters on here of an evening, or even a day?

Alkies meeting.

omg!! did you have to let that outta bag velvet

get the beers in jonesy but vodka for me please

  Bloomin eck! I've seen them things.......vicious! 

Will it go with your decor though Issy? 

Plenty of fruit here...sticking to the grape. 

Single, double or just the bottle?

I could tell you what I've drunk........doesn't mean to say that that's the average though 

3 coffees

3 green teas

(several slurps of tap water)

Red wine...quantity varies....

I was shocked sproooot ...  eagles came 7th in the vicious league. 

add something to that  cariad,

i wont be greedy jonesy half a bottle will do

Are they them BIG chicken looking things?

Issy I quite like that black and white one but reserve the right to hate them anyway. Col, if you look carefully at the man in that pic he is perfectly positioned to look at his shoes when he wakes up, well, trainers, thus proving my footstool/shoe-watching point completely 

Coffee and tap water is bad for you Syd. Or so they tell me.

Get straws its Vodka....

Should have known Stonks.

I've just scrolled back and seen this........how dare you besmirch my character  

I need these!!!!!!!!!

Just going off what the OP posted.

I Know.....I keep drinking more wine to stop me worrying....what can you do?....

Keep up with the wine,

Just opened a second bottle of wine, daughter has just told me she's got a boyfriend, the shit will hit the fan when her dad finds out

How old is she?

How old is she?

OMG. This calls for some emergency gardening  How old is she?

Dads do this though Aimee Tee shirt and all that.

She's not going to tell us. Shall we guess at how old she is? I'm guessing 16 

I'll go for 15....

Good call Prom  she'll be 17 in September

So what's the problem with her dad?

A boyfriend at 17 doesnt sound that bad Aimee? What is the prob with her Dad?

He's violent is that enough?

Well yeah but ..............she's 16. sorry don't know the circumstances.

Bloody hell, more than enough. I hope your hubby has a word and tells him to steer well clear.

I'm assuming it's the would-be boyfriend who's violent here of course 

I think its a shame that girls seem to miss out on "Boyfriends" in their teenage years now.....it seems (Imay be wrong) that as soon as you say "I have a boyfriend", people think you are automatically going to sleep together, fall pregnant, get a council flat....and thats it......what about going to the cinema (was going to type Pictures, but realised that sounded old fashioned), or walking round the park...

I assumed it was the old man.

sorry lost track a bit!

The dad not the boyfriend Prom

I did too Soozy