from cor blimey lummocks to lord..

you couldn't make it up could ya..

on Breakfast this morning he said Brown was the best man for the job,

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Originally posted by machel:
on Breakfast this morning he said Brown was the best man for the job,

This is the man who hired Michelle Dewberry

lol

wot happened there - i heard it didn't work out

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
lol

wot happened there - i heard it didn't work out

She left after 4 months.

Let's hope Surralan's a jinx

oh dear

can you imagine alan in cabinet meeting

'now i want team empire' to go out and sell cheap toot and if you don't make any money then someone will get fired

cabinet

, Sir Alan is a legend and won't be scared of saying whats on his mind. They should let him put a Spurs flag in the office though .

brown - a got my eye on you
don't fink you got away wiff it sun
now go back to number 11 and next week i want you to be team leader on the next task

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
, Sir Alan is a legend and won't be scared of saying whats on his mind. They should let him put a Spurs flag in the office though .

darlo

wot is it with the spurs thing

everytime i say alan sugar is funny i get bombarded with 'wot about spurs'

why stop at alan sugar - bring in nick and margaret

Hi Edwardian Lil . It's because he used to be the chairman of Tottenham Hotspur football team so is always associated with that .

nick to brown ; are you aware that you have just sold shares worth the cost of pure sandalwood oil

brown

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
why stop at alan sugar - bring in nick and margaret

Deffo , they're cool too. Just not any of his apprentices apart from maybe Tim Campbell because he was a great apprentice.

nick - i will leave that with you

walks off with clipboard

i say let the last lot of apprentices run the cabinet



gordon; oor new slogan should be about how the conservatives are pants and are all pirates

lorraine- your just being stupid now

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Originally posted by Smoke:
Brown sugar - can be better for you.

The song is good, too.

love that song -

deborah to royal family at opening of parliament - wot - do you want me to kiss yor feet or somethink

the queen;

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:

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Originally posted by Smoke:
Brown sugar - can be better for you.

The song is good, too.

love that song -

Was singing that a couple of days ago

ben - i think i should be the new leader of the opposition because i won a scholarship to sandhurst

So, can we still call General Zod, Sir Alan, or is it His Lordship from now on???

Sir Alan Sugar is wrong