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Those look like snowball turnips, Velvet.
He knows his whiskey, wine, Special Brew, Tenants Super, beef and ale pies, Supersized Double Bacon Cheese Burger with Fries, deep fried Mars bars and Krispy Kreme donuts too, the fat, drink driving, pisshead, sc****r!
You're not his biggest fan then, Carnelian?
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
He knows his whiskey, wine, Special Brew, Tenants Super, beef and ale pies, Supersized Double Bacon Cheese Burger with Fries, deep fried Mars bars and Krispy Kreme donuts too, the fat, drink driving, pisshead, sc****r!
Actually, he's mainly a wine drinker. 
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Those look like snowball turnips, Velvet.
They actually look a bit like Alan Brazil, a combination of his ruddy alchy complextion and when he had hair, sometime in the 1940s.
As I always say, I'm no oil painting but BTW, here's a rogues' gallery (including Alan Brazil) of possibly the most ugliest football players ever to be assembled in a single team (ha ha Ipswich Town circa 1977, of course).
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/...r82/ipswich_town.htm
Imagine being a prototype wag back in the seventies and working the Ipswich wine-bars and clubs discotheques on a mission trying to snare some of those gargoyles! 
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
He knows his whiskey, wine, Special Brew, Tenants Super, beef and ale pies, Supersized Double Bacon Cheese Burger with Fries, deep fried Mars bars and Krispy Kreme donuts too, the fat, drink driving, pisshead, sc****r!
Actually, he's mainly a wine drinker.
I wonder if he prefers his deep fried pizzas marinated in red or white wine?
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/...r82/ipswich_town.htm
Imagine being a prototype wag back in the seventies and working the Ipswich wine-bars and clubs discotheques on a mission trying to snare some of those gargoyles!
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
He knows his whiskey, wine, Special Brew, Tenants Super, beef and ale pies, Supersized Double Bacon Cheese Burger with Fries, deep fried Mars bars and Krispy Kreme donuts too, the fat, drink driving, pisshead, sc****r!
It was an open goal for you Carnelian
Norwich 4 - Ipswich 0 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
He knows his whiskey, wine, Special Brew, Tenants Super, beef and ale pies, Supersized Double Bacon Cheese Burger with Fries, deep fried Mars bars and Krispy Kreme donuts too, the fat, drink driving, pisshead, sc****r!
Those are just his good points!
No wonder he inhabits talkshite, that's all he can do
ÂĢ1200 a day.
If he can be bothered turning up.
I quite like him presenting the morning prog but hey, we're never going to agree here. That's not a problem
This Brazil sounds like a nut to me...who is he?
Originally Posted by Syd:
This Brazil sounds like a nut to me...who is he?
One time footballer Syd.