me to hun

ah do too

he looks like a good wash wid kill im

ah brt hes pure stinkin

arl that fumbin under yer doovet cracks upp a reet swet ah reckin

he looked like a smelly basturt fae day wan

He's horrible with a nasty personality.

ye cannae see how he smells ya fule!

ah think he thinks hes a hardman hes as hard as ma last shite n that wiz the skitters

ah kin see he looks like a smelly gadji basturt

Sleekit wee shytebag so he is. Worth a watchin'

aye hes goat sneaky gadji eyes anaw like there oan the side o his heid

The eyes tell it aw. Wan gawn fur the mesages, the other plankin' the chinge in his sannie!

He is a wanker

haha aye n a bet he is a shitebag tae aw wide oan the telly bit a bet he widnae be like that ootside ye kin tell

aye yer right hes a wanker a monkey spankin gadji basturt

Wide eyed and legless

wide eyed an bawless

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Originally posted by Tam:
wide eyed an bawless

hes kiddin oan that he isnae a poof wi that slag dugface again

ah jist read that last message again an ah want tae explain am no a bigot n a hiv nothin against gay guys bit kris is different hes a poof see thing is gay guys ah think hiv courage bit that wee gadji disnae even hiv the courage tae be a right gay thats how ah call him a poof

What's THE pub in the Gorbal's Tam?

ahm no fae the gorbals ah know folk doon there bit ah dont drink there

n there ur a lot o pubs doon the gorbals by the way no that ahd be seen deid in any o them

The Sarry Heid

There's one though

quote:

Originally posted by Scotty:
The Sarry Heid

Mile off.

The Granite

Hiz a reet wankah

aye saracen heids doon the gallowgate

hes a dirty smelly wooly mamoth heided gadji basturt

Wanker