They were having a bit of a ding-dong on the electric wireless this morning. Apparently some Foreign Office comedians had suggested a few things that his holiness could do on his arrival at this septic isle. One gadgie said that they wouldn't have used this sort of material if it had been "Moslems or Gays."
I think that the Pope needs to achieve respec' PDQ. What I recommend is that he create a bunch of cardinals, rather like those in the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition sketch. They should then arrest that Dawkins one and probably the equally tiresome Pullman and burn them at the stake in Broad Street, Oxford.
This would serve as, not only a nod to the past, but also show people that they are not to be trifled with.
I think that the Pope needs to achieve respec' PDQ. What I recommend is that he create a bunch of cardinals, rather like those in the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition sketch. They should then arrest that Dawkins one and probably the equally tiresome Pullman and burn them at the stake in Broad Street, Oxford.
This would serve as, not only a nod to the past, but also show people that they are not to be trifled with.