a more unlikely ladies man is hard to imagine

i quite liked him  when  he went in the house, then he opened his mouth...

i'm positive 48 of the 49 'chicks innit' were of the blow up variety............

tbh spongey, he doesnt look as if he has enough puff to  have  had 48 of them..

Ditto

that's where his bicycle pump came in handy jackson........

he was my chosen housemate..  

I've had to dump him..     everytime he started speaking I found myself putting my hands over my ears cos it was soooo cringey. 

but u wuz bleesed innit ditty.like wen i say dat dat meanz like yeah like..did i say dat i'd ad 49 chicks innit? wurd..blud..

oh god..   you know how were led to beleive that that's how lads talked between themselves...   at school & when we were younger?   Well as I have grown up, I have kinda thought it could never have been that bad..  a bit of exageration here, a bit there..      BUT MY GOD!!!   some of them really did talk like that!!!

(BTW..   I kinda like the real Dappy though    He's soooo cute)

i know ditty!!!....he really fancies himself too...boasting to all the blokes...trying to act all nice to the girls.like a schoolboy!!!.

as soon as he started the 'fing iz i iz frum da streetz' shite he made himself look more of a plank..

and dappy is soooooooooooooo not cute....get to specsavers woman!!

I don't fancy him..   I just wanna give him a big cuddle 

Only 'a bit'....?   Fully paid up lifetime membership more like.

Spongles

He's a total wanker. Giving it all the street talk and said to the geordie lad he understood his accent coz he had bedded loads of Welsh girls. Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Fekkin knumbskull tosser.

spongles!!..hahahahaha.love it!!........cosi xxxxx

i was trying to be generous..i actually agree with jonesy..he's a wanker!!

And a first class numnuts at that- if only he could see himself on TV He won't last long in there.

i hope not jonesy...he's such a tosser

As was said in the HL thread....they ALL appear to be

I hope he is the first out along with Rebecca shortly after.

Worst line-up ever in the history of BB if you ask me. A mix of age groups gets folk interested not all under 30's. Dirty Desmond is hoping for sex and debauchery, but it will never be aired on TV. Maybe he wants it for his private collection so he has a number on them for future dealings?

he has an iq of 160+.apparently...

Nob.

the only thing that's 160 about him is probably his house number...

I am absolutely sure he is 14 pretending to be 19  He sounds/talks/acts like all the 14 year olds I used to work with!

160+ a rather large negative number, I'm guessing. 

Agree.  What a twat.  Trying to act 'ard, in front of a Geordie!    the geordie lad would make mincemeat out of the little dick.  And no WAY does he have a IQ of 160, that is utter bullshit.

It was said he couldn't prove it sparkles  say's it all really, alot of boasting going on me thinks 

LOL   he couldn't prove it because it's not true.  What a divvy.