Did you hear about the guy who updated his twitter while saying "I do" to his missus?
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yeah.....sounds fine to me
you wouldn't mind?
Had she just told him that he never washes up? 
I reckon he's dropped a bollock; she will use the footage in the divorce settlement.
Was that the man who did that halway through his wedding vows? unbelievable!!! if he's like that on his wedding day I guess he and his wife won't be communicating much as husband and wife, he'll be too busy twittering.
If I really had to choose between the net and tv I'd probably choose tv, hard as it would be to lose contact with friends I've made online over the years.
If I really had to choose between the net and tv I'd probably choose tv, hard as it would be to lose contact with friends I've made online over the years.
not on long enough to be addicted to the net - other things are more likely
He wasn't too pleased with all the flak he got over it, apparently, and said anyone who criticised him for Tweeting in the middle of his wedding vows should "get a life". He can bloody talk! 
here he is: http://newslite.tv/2009/12/02/...%28news%3Alite.tv%29
Was supposed to be funny.... what a nob
Was supposed to be funny.... what a nob
Sad twonk. 
Didn't the vicar say something like: "if it's alright in facebook then it's alright in my book" to the congregation at the end?
My mate at his wedding, just after the vicar pronounced them husband and wife, turned around to congregation, threw his fists up in the air, and shouted "Yesssss!!!" in a football stylee!
My mate at his wedding, just after the vicar pronounced them husband and wife, turned around to congregation, threw his fists up in the air, and shouted "Yesssss!!!" in a football stylee!