If you were the Mills & Boon editor what would you add as a caption?
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This is just up ma street hoochie honey....
Why Brett... what a marvellous muscle you have...
Why Brett... what a marvellous muscle you have...
Is he saying
"Look at the size of those dandruff flakes"?
"Look at the size of those dandruff flakes"?
"Left a bit, right a bit...Oooo that's it, scratch now..."
"No I'm not speaking to you, how many times have I told you not to use my rollers"
eee Malcolm luv - put some clothes on. You'll catch your death
Reference: Panto D
"Left a bit, right a bit...Oooo that's it, scratch now..."
Hoochie
Reference:velvet
Hoochie
bbbbut i was just trying to help 
on your knees girl and worship my body 
"no I aint sucking that wasp sting"
Oh Mr Mills-Boon is that your knee in my back or are you just pleased to see me 
I think velvet should judge the winning caption ...and provide the prize 
'My knees, my knees and stop calling me Rover'
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I think velvet should judge the winning caption ...and provide the prize
there's a prize it'll prolly be a years subscription to his blog or something 
"Puff my pillows gently darling"
"of course it's been cooked sweetheart"
'you take my breath away .....................when are you going to wear that deoderant I bought you?'
" I think you need to be facing me". 
This is the best body warmer I've ever had
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'you take my breath away .....................when are you going to wear that deoderant I bought you?'
there's been some crackers but that literally made me roar out loud with laughter! 
Can we have a break soon? My knees are killing me.
'Poke me in the ear again and I'll bloody snap it off'
Reference: Panto D
'My knees, my knees and stop calling me Rover'
That's not far off the mark 
Reference:
'Poke me in the ear again and I'll bloody snap it off'
"Cuthbert I wish you'd get that hearing aid sorted, I said I wanted a FAG'
Cracks! Missis!
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Cracks! Missis
I'm gonna kill Hoochie, I was going to have an early night...I keep thinking of another one
Yeah, I was sposed to have an early night too not happening by the looks of thngs....ah well.......I'll catch up on sleep over krismuss 
not happening by the looks of thngs....ah well.......I'll catch up on sleep over krismuss Reference:
Yeah, I was sposed to have an early night too not happening by the looks of thngs....ah well.......I'll catch up on sleep over krismuss
I'm off Sprouty, I could stay in here all night 
Nighty night, catch ya 
"No no not there! My nostrils aren`t wide enough darling"
Prepare yourself > this lady IS for turning 
It ain't half degenerating.
What do you get up to Scotty?
What do you get up to Scotty?
"What exactly are you scratching my back with, Tarquin"..?
