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Nanna's too....... It's the Nanny State!
Don't tell me they knitted this lot...
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Thanks Blizzie xx the last forum train I was on was the Rex Express....and I derailed that by pole dancing on the roof as it went through a tunnel
Power to the Rexettes
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Can I be Minister for Europe please.....plenty of free foreign travel and the ability to annoy the hell out of the French at every available opportunity?
you can have all the fags, booze and perfume that you desire Baz and I'll even fiddle the expenses so that all my friends and family will get whatever they want for nothing....Belgian Chocolates will be forthcoming after every trip to Brussels
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Can I be Minister for Europe please.....plenty of free foreign travel and the ability to annoy the hell out of the French at every available opportunity?
Darn it....why didn't I ask for that job? *carresses lovely new whip and remembers why*
What do ya mean it's not a real whip that the chief whip uses??
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Belgian Chocolates will be forthcoming after every trip to Brussels
Ooooh..can I have some gorgeous Belgian lace instead....I'm officially trying to lose weight 
....so no choccie *chokes on words* for me, ta....
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you can have all the fags, booze and perfume that you desire Baz and I'll even fiddle the expenses so that all my friends and family will get whatever they want for nothing....Belgian Chocolates will be forthcoming after every trip to Brussels
Well... that's a start I guess (but forget the fags),
however, I was thinking more about diamonds from Amsterdam..... gold from South Africa......bronzed hunks from anywhere you can get them.....
My Dads ready to jump ship and has applied for a new job, quite a hefty pay IMO. My brothers shouldnt have a problem finding work in a different childrens centre as they are still young.
Things don't seem that bad now actually, ahh good ole degrees.. they get you anything.
Things don't seem that bad now actually, ahh good ole degrees.. they get you anything.
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Well... that's a start I guess (but forget the fags), however, I was thinking more about diamonds from Amsterdam..... gold from South Africa......bronzed hunks from anywhere you can get them.
They are yours Baz......now do we have a deal?
Do I smell a freebee?....
Quick Stonks...apply for the gravy train job in Baz's parliament.....freebies galore if you can fiddle them
*hastily fills in expenses form...1500 AA batteries....the majority of the new ann summers catalogue....leather preservative....several thousand wet wipes...industrial box of latex gloves....*
Right...I'm ready to begin....
Right...I'm ready to begin....
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Quick Stonks...apply for the gravy train job in Baz's parliament.....freebies galore if you can fiddle them
I thought ut was a boat AKT..*but applies anyway*....
Just apply and grab what you can get
This Forum Coalition Government is looking more and more dodgy everyday I'm off to flip my shed and then call the Telegraph 
I'm off to flip my shed and then call the Telegraph 
As the Forum Defence Minister no one is going to cut my Defence Budgie. I have heard a lot about cutting budgies and I just think it is just pointless and cruel 
I need to get out more....
Z.
I need to get out more....
Z.
As the Forum Foreign Secretary and Head Diplomat in the whole land you can all kiss my 
And I will not be apologising!
And I will not be apologising!
As the forum Bullsh*t/Culture secretary I grant that magazines that contain nudity (nuts, FHM etc.) may be sold to all under 18s as of the 13th May 2010.
Signed.
MrMeatAndPotatoPie
Signed.
MrMeatAndPotatoPie
As the Cheif Whip I would like to say that my office is always open...unless I am 'in session' then you'll just have to wait your turn....the walls are being sound-proofed, so your screams will not be heard.