Yeah... and I don't want to be Chancellor..... I want to be PM

By the way.....I also want a personal jet and paid for hols in the Caribbean

Let's face it, that's the only way your gang will get one ~runs away~  

power mad tories  Right...So far we have Baz = PM (and First Lord of the Treasury wooo).......Me = Foreign Sec.....Deman  = Spin Doctor/Rottweiller .
We'll have to wait for some more nominees, but I have my eye on Garage Joe as Chancellor now.

*arranges bi-election in Deman area.... and removes her duck house*

paid for holidays in the Caribbean......hmmmmm. Argh go on then! I'll arrange for the next Commonwealth Summit to be in Sandy Bay, Barbados. You can join me PM Baz

Don't fill in her moat (leaky gutter)  She'll go ape

*promotes Suzy to Foreign Sec Par Excellence and a villa in whatever country she wishes*

I'm Labour, I don't claim stuff like that. And I swear I paid for my own duty-free on holiday at Silvio B's villa...

 Yeah... but did you declare those video's you took out last week?

Yeah, wanna see the receipt?

BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
1. The Sound Of Music
2. Avatar
3. Big Knobs and Broomsticks Free Willy.

I think you'll find everything's in order.

blahhhhhhh

See... we could govern quite Ok without all these politicians

Consensus politics

 Yes.....

I'll go out lobbying for a full Cabinet. As you're PM Baz, we'll have no more tories. Agreed?

Is the  foreign affairs job open, I'm up for any affair

I would like to formally request that I be minister for sport... and would then like to sort out the Premier League.

It's gawn, to me. Home Affairs is yours
edit...Pink babe = Sports Minister.

Darn just noticed Baz promoted Suzy to Forign Affairs sec, can I just manage the Commons bar then, it's more up my street

Brilliant Suzy, forget the bar job and it makes sense I don't have to venture far for me affairs

hee hee you can stay at home Dame (dirty stop-in ).

Suzy at my age I don't want to bugger myself out before I get to my affair

Yayyy free tickets to Wembley then!!!!!!  And the World Cup, stuff the rest!  Now all I need to do is to talk to the managers of all the other World Cup sides and the World Cup is England's.

Oh My!  (I think I've just found a new role model!)

Steady on Pink...just for you and 1 other, the last thing we need another expenses kerfufle

 Suzy under wing >>>>  

I sent the link for this clip to the OH, and he replied that Alistair Campbell was very calm, but the fat Tory bloke he was interviewing seemed a bit upset

Nope....... but I will agree that there will be no  more sleazy , non elected advisors..... how's that

Oh... and as things seem to be going my way.... you're all sacked

  You can't Baz, I've just found my desk . I'm delighted with the result actually,how the heck they are going to make it works beyond me, they are poles apart in policy.

 Well I'm sorry, but you should have moved a bit faster.....

 I am not sure either.... I am just praying that they actually mean they will put the country first .... but I am not going to hold my breath

Clegg and the LibDems are finished if they do a deal with Cameron. No-one will ever take them seriously again.

To be honest Deman I think the same would have been true if they did a deal with Labour..... perhaps even more so.... In fact, let's face it, they are in trouble whichever way they jump. And at least this way, no one has to climb into bed with Mandy

Most grassroots LibDem supporters are more anti-Tory and anti-Labour though. I can see this breaking the party up, just when it looked like Clegg was going to seize a bit of personal destiny. The fool.

My OH saw it and said the same as yours Deman. Considering that he is much more on the Right than I am, he still has a disdain for the 'Murdochcracy'.