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The story of Aaron in iambic couplets

 The father of the house appeared from Weston Super Mare.
 (Until then better known because John Cleese emerged from there);
He had an early bromance with the egg-bath lover Mark,
But got a lot more physical with Maisy in the dark.
He far prefers a boy-band to rapping or N-Dubz,
And as a football chairman sorts the players form the subs.
 He often sighs "Oh dear" and calls all other housemates 'poppet',
 And when a woman burps too near, he orders them to stoppit.
 His cardigans have always seemed a tepid fashion choice,
 And his try at karaoke showed his best point's not his voice.
 His romancing of faye seemed to be a fragile hope
When her hostile sister augmented his tendency to mope.
 On final night he ended up with Jay (or 'Mister Poo');
He won all right, but crowds of people only shouted, "Boo!"
 Still, in the end he got some loot, some tv and young Faye;
 Once his waxed pubes recover I am sure he'll be OK.         
(from DS I love it!! in iambic couplets, that made me smile   
FM

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