Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
moves o'er fer sea dog, ye can be havin' th' lass', most sea dogs an' land lubbers hav 
well excuse ME,
i think you'll find IM the pirate around here
kiss my barnacles
oh,
hang on thats a viking
Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Shiver me timbers, I'll be steerin' clear of yer plank......
G'luck me darlin'.....me plank ain't easy to steer past.
It be vast lass!
Arrr, and I bet it be full of splinters and wood worm.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
elbows dame ann overboard..vi, ye fine lass..it be fine thing a seein ye, tis a name you have te launch a 1000 ships
Why, thank ee kindly, do ye come ere often?
move up and ship out everyone
*get ye cape lass-ye've pulled*
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
moves o'er fer sea dog, ye can be havin' th' lass', most sea dogs an' land lubbers hav
well excuse ME,
i think you'll find IM the pirate around here
kiss my barnacles
oh,
hang on thats a viking
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Here I be at last!
hello ye lassie o' easy virtue 
elbows dame ann overboard..vi, ye fine lass..it be fine thing a seein ye, tis a name you have te launch a 1000 ships
moves o'er fer sea dog, ye can be havin' th' lass', most sea dogs an' land lubbers hav
tis true what she be sayin
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
puttin' pen t' paper as I type vou saucy wench although having paps is going to be a problem 
I be relyin on ye fer all the news, just ye mek sure ye be as true as me.
Mistress B, 'tis usually ye that be makin' 't
Curses, Mistress B, I told ye ter stay below and get on with ye typin. It be 30 lashes of me finest fer ye if ye show yer face again 
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
moves o'er fer sea dog, ye can be havin' th' lass', most sea dogs an' land lubbers hav
tis true what she be sayin
that be a good quote for me scroll, straight from th' wenches mouth 
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Mistress B, 'tis usually ye that be makin' 't
Curses, Mistress B, I told ye ter stay below and get on with ye typin. It be 30 lashes of me finest fer ye if ye show yer face again
tis hard work rememberin' which bunk yer in Mistress Vi
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
elbows dame ann overboard..vi, ye fine lass..it be fine thing a seein ye, tis a name you have te launch a 1000 ships
Why, thank ee kindly, do ye come ere often?
move up and ship out everyone
*get ye cape lass-ye've pulled*
Just don't ye be leavin me like the last lot, I still be nursin me rope burn
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
moves o'er fer sea dog, ye can be havin' th' lass', most sea dogs an' land lubbers hav
tis true what she be sayin
that be a good quote for me scroll, straight from th' wenches mouth
There be no point me lyin when there be so many little ditties about me to be heard on these waters, just ye be sure ye check yer facts afore ye put quill ter parchment.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
There be no point me lyin when there be so many little ditties about me to be heard on these waters, just ye be sure ye check yer facts afore ye put quill ter parchment.
orders reams o' parchment an' barrels o' ink
facts ye say lass, be havin' I been know t' tell some lies? 
Yo ho ho and a bottl'e o' rum!
arrrrrrrrrr
Ive been drivin' t' high roads and survived t' Scottish, now whar be me drink, landlady
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Captn Birds eye, i'll be hain me some of tha!
Originally Posted by noseyrosie:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
(Do you think i went a bit Norfolk? a wee bit p'haps)
'ee sound fine to me Ev.
altogether now. Tie me kangaroo down sport ... i mean ....i got a brand newww cum bin harvesto'r and i'll gie you the key (If ya lucky landharvestors)
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
I lift up me skirt and show yer me bum.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
moves o'er fer sea dog, ye can be havin' th' lass', most sea dogs an' land lubbers hav
tis true what she be sayin
that be a good quote for me scroll, straight from th' wenches mouth
There be no point me lyin when there be so many little ditties about me to be heard on these waters, just ye be sure ye check yer facts afore ye put quill ter parchment.
Let me sail these 7 gumwhaling seas by me'sel would ya!
Rattan sea dogs!
Originally Posted by Gypsie~:
Ive been drivin' t' high roads and survived t' Scottish, now whar be me drink, landlady
Haaaarrrr what be yer pleasure saucy wench? Only the best bilge water served in 'ere!
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
I lift up me skirt and show yer me bum.
nothin' new thar then *replaces worn out quill*
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Just don't ye be leavin me like the last lot, I still be nursin me rope burn
there she be
lookin lovely
and then at the bottom of the pic it says
'on'
puts ye right off
On my! What have ah done? Mah Daddy will be most distressed.
*faints*
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
I lift up me skirt and show yer me bum.
You scallywagging Wench of a biscuit eater!
get you orf to hoist up that jolly roger befor i thar sail ya to the right side of Davy Jones Locka meself!
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Just don't ye be leavin me like the last lot, I still be nursin me rope burn
there she be
lookin lovely
and then at the bottom of the pic it says
'on'
puts ye right off
Arr it does that Matey
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
I lift up me skirt and show yer me bum.
nothin' new thar then *replaces worn out quill*
Ye be needin a whole load of them there feathers me lovely, best ye gets yerself a duck
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Just don't ye be leavin me like the last lot, I still be nursin me rope burn
there she be
lookin lovely
and then at the bottom of the pic it says
'on'
puts ye right off
Just ye remeber te look out fer this clip on 'Ye've Been Framed Me Lassie'
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Just don't ye be leavin me like the last lot, I still be nursin me rope burn
there she be
lookin lovely
and then at the bottom of the pic it says
'on'
puts ye right off
Arr it does that Matey
What ye smirkin at?
*sings*
it was on the good ship venus
by Christ you shoulda seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
and
the mast was a bent mans penis
the captain of this lugger
he was a dirty bugger
he shovelled shit....
(cant remember that bit)
from one place to another
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
cos theres f*ck all else to do
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Just don't ye be leavin me like the last lot, I still be nursin me rope burn
there she be
lookin lovely
and then at the bottom of the pic it says
'on'
puts ye right off
Arr it does that Matey
What ye smirkin at?
Those there doubloons and booty and pieces of eight seem mighty tempting, but not enuff to walk the plank Captn 
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
*sings*
it was on the good ship venus
by Christ you shoulda seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
and
the mast was a bent mans penis
the captain of this lugger
he was a dirty bugger
he shovelled shit....
(cant remember that bit)
from one place to another
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
cos theres f*ck all else to do
*faints again*
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
I lift up me skirt and show yer me bum.
nothin' new thar then *replaces worn out quill*
Ye be needin a whole load of them there feathers me lovely, best ye gets yerself a duck
I know jus' 'ere t' find one wench, thar`s one ripe fer pluckin'
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
*sings*
it was on the good ship venus
by Christ you shoulda seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
and
the mast was a bent mans penis
the captain of this lugger
he was a dirty bugger
he shovelled shit....
(cant remember that bit)
from one place to another
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
cos theres f*ck all else to do
Memories me lad, such sweet memories.
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
*sings*
it was on the good ship venus
by Christ you shoulda seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
and
the mast was a bent mans penis
the captain of this lugger
he was a dirty bugger
he shovelled shit....
(cant remember that bit)
from one place to another
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
cos theres f*ck all else to do
I be hummin' on accoun' o' I don't know th' words
i just know friggin in the riggin line
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
I lift up me skirt and show yer me bum.
nothin' new thar then *replaces worn out quill*
Ye be needin a whole load of them there feathers me lovely, best ye gets yerself a duck
I know jus' 'ere t' find one wench, thar`s one ripe fer pluckin'
Can ye pluck a duck me lovely? I known me a pheasant plucker once or twice but I ain't made no acquaintance with a ducky plucker afore.
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
i just know friggin in the riggin line
Toooooooooooooooooooooon
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
i just know friggin in the riggin line
Toooooooooooooooooooooon
ahahahaaaaa
got a pain
i mean arrrrrrrrrr
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I know jus' 'ere t' find one wench, thar`s one ripe fer pluckin'
Can ye pluck a duck me lovely? I known me a pheasant plucker once or twice but I ain't made no acquaintance with a ducky plucker afore.
Met many a pheasant plucker, I`ve avoided pluckin' a duck up until now on accoun' o' they tend t' be smaller. I be sure 't be th' same principle Mistress Vi
Ive just fell over the cat on the stairs and said out the way ya mingey liver lillied pus
I didnt think twice.. a bit worrying
arrrr
tis geting a mite roood
i be liking it
anyway
that film with peter ustinov the walt disney one..is it blackbeard?
ive got that somewhere
its really funny
them old dears live on a little island and dean jones from the 'herbie' films saves the day
very cosy film
arrghrrr..etc..