Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said "no more girls night out! my wife came… back with no panties." the other husband said "you think that's bad? mine came back with a card in her bottom that read 'from all of us at the fire station.. we'll never forget you"!!!!
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I dont get it
I dont get it
North East speak Erin.........Can I have a poem 
Poem is that the joke I'm not getting any of this
I get that
North East speak Erin.........Can I have a poem
Poem is that the joke I'm not getting any of this
Poem sounds like perm in some parts of the North East
PMSL!
I get that
Took me a few times of reading it.....
North East speak Erin.........Can I have a poem
Poem is that the joke I'm not getting any of this
Poem sounds like perm in some parts of the North East
cheers.
Wot's the most dangerous insect?
Hepatitus Bee
And the most dangerous ocean?
Hepatitus Sea
Contoversial but funny
North East speak Erin.........Can I have a poem
Poem is that the joke I'm not getting any of this
Wordsworth poem, The Daffodils.
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er dales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
Ahost of golden daffodils
That's just the 1st verse, there are 4. 
lol.. hehe perm.. hehehe
This amuses me, (warning, there's an F word for anyone offended by that)
