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To the tune of Jolene (Dolly Parton)


Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
I'm begging of you please dont take that man
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
Please dont take him just because you can

You bitch amonsgt the herds.
With flaming lots of words.
With thicky skin.
And jealousy of green.

Your smile is like a breath of death.
Your voice is harsh and a pain.
He cannot compete with Noirin.
He stalks you even in his sleep.
And there is nothing he can do to keep.
From crying when he calls your name Noirin.

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
I'm begging of you please dont take that man.
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
Please dont take him just because you can.

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Sung by Marcus to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart


Noiron tells Marcus, "I never was your girl"
Nominate him weekly till he's gone
Oh, you can tell his friends, just what a fool he's been
and laugh and point at the bus stop
you can tell his hands, "get off my back dimples"
you can tell his feet also smell
or you can say his breath stinks of a council tip,
Will be nominating again for ever more

But don't tell Marcus, his achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
and if you tell his heart, his achy breaky heart
He might just go and leave BB land
HH
To the tune of Danny Boy!

Oh Noirin girl
The votes they have been cou- oun- ted
From old Land's End
Way up to John O' Groats
Your time has come, your housemates they have spo -oke- en
You've hopped you're last, and now you must buck off!
You shrieked and shrilled till noone here could hear you
You said so much, but said no-thing at all
You said those specs, were hiding the Re-eal you
but if that's true,
The real you was not worth the wait!
FM
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
To the tune of Danny Boy!

Oh Noirin girl
The votes they have been cou- oun- ted
From old Land's End
Way up to John O' Groats
Your time has come, your housemates they have spo -oke- en
You've hopped you're last, and now you must buck off!
You shrieked and shrilled till noone here could hear you
You said so much, but said no-thing at all
You said those specs, were hiding the Re-eal you
but if that's true,
The real you was not worth the wait!


Magic Tiddly!!! Big Grin Clapping
Scotty

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