Hiya Bethni. Welcome to the penultimate LF mad-house! 

   where are they after I made the effort to fire it up 

We could be here for 2 hours with NOTHING 

Bethni 

About 2 mins after LF started BB called them all to the DR!  At least the dailymotion recap will be short again. 

12.14am: Why not enjoy this opportunity to experience what the House is like when housemate-free?

THEY'RE BACK! Bet they all go to bed now. 

I thought it was only going to be us

I'm probably lagging behind but are Carol and Charlotte bitching about Lauren

Yeah, good point. Why didn't BB supply us with the booze and nibbles? 

Vicky's near them so probably, yes. And you're not that far behind. 

There's probably no probably about it  

Did anyone notice if Louie was wearing the belt that Abz gave him he said he would

I can think of one FM beginning with Mrs  who'll be throwing a big party when it's over! 

I didn't notice (I wasn't really paying much attention) 

Charlotte doesn't get it that Lauren's started giving interviews when she was a child    Woohoo, could be my best night then

I am counting the hours down but not to a party   extra hours in my huge bed and a major sleep catch up 

Louie was wearing a thin-ish blue belt when he left the house, I think. Not that I was paying him much attention

You've certainly earned it   Thanks for all the updates, gossip and stuff

I hope my award from Ch 5 for putting up with their crap streaming is in the post ....and now the smiley box isn't working....deep breath, ommmmm

wrong pic before 

I can't see any glitter

Oh just saw this...he didn't wear it! there's gratitude

Worra a barsteward! I hope Abz gets more votes to save just for that alone... don't expect it will, but I'll throw a few votes his way anyway. 

bet I am furthest behind - I have Vicky and Mario having a fag 

Awww! Just realised Courtney gave Abz that top he's wearing. 

You've been a martyr to it, darling.  Bolly, lunch at Harvey Nicks and quick flit down Sloane Street is the least they should give you 

so his gratitude was all fake

Charlotte's looking smug tonight.

at the very least

Hahaha. Charls says she thinks Abz should win. Carol butts in and says 'but he hasn't done anything to be entertaining where we all have in some ways'. Or words to that effect. Carol had made a new definition of bitch! 

Couldn't they have done the looong DR chat tomorrow, ah well silence is golden when Carol isn't talking

You must be behind again YR

So getting drunk and being nasty and bitchy is the new definition of entertainment now

I always am Bethni, if this is to teach me patience it's been a long lesson

Apparently it works in Geordie Shore too. 

It's very worrying isn't it I remember the good ol' days of real entertainment

Ok, tonight's LF isn't as entertaining as I first hoped.

flippin' heck this is the longest silence, eeever!

I don't deny that Carol served a purpose in that house - she's had her uses.  Trouble is, she's got an ego the size of a small continent... although it was quite telling when she blubbed that she hoped Mark would still 'be there' when she got out.  She forgets others have insecurities and doubts.