Let's hear who Charlie noms on Monday she loves everyone .

I am so glad I am not a star chaser.

Wendy Richard and Mike Sarne?

I'm showing my age here!

Stroke stroke.

I just tried to post a link but it wouldn't work .....You Tube isn't great with gramaphone recordings

Dexter's journey bollox is getting on my thrupenny bits too...

it wore thin with me a while ago TBH.

Indeed.

Pie Jesu... always a BB favourite.

Dexter was the last one left that I wouldn't mind winning... if he talks more crap I will officially not want anybody to win.  Good Job I won't be watching 

I've been like that since Callum left - it's very liberating TBH.

I'll let you into a little secret though 

**** whisper **** I'm secretly rooting for the twin tubs*****

There's more bollox in that house right now than in the local knacker's yard.

I am finding this quite sad to watch.........the DREAMS and what people find important today.......

It is a bit sad really isn't it?

Glad I stayed up.

  Soozy!!!!!    

They're the only ones who aren't up Ginas a...

I was for a millisecond...but just think...we could create TWO monsters instead of one. 

She doesn't know about excess baggage?

Join my fan club Velvet ...............the all new Bendix Twin Tubs.

Wolfie?

That's it; get back to your dodgy lappy and stop making so many typos! 

There's definitely no BB on night shift tonight 

I promised myself I wouldn't up the B*tch Stakes  

OK ...........it really is official now ................I simply cannot understand a word Sam says.

Good girl, keep it up.

Think I'm gonna start running my bath in a minute.

I hope you have the leopard print bikini ready

Charlie is annoying..

BB just told them off.

Thank gawd for Dexter and Gina, the rest are just dull.

Yep .........gotta sort my weave out first though 

(Haven't a clue what I'm talking about TBH)

"gashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

I think that is what that obnoxious vid with the twins and Sam was about. I believe they were imitating how he spoke. Very ready to be shot down in flames about this. 

Shhhhhhhhhh ..........I'm laughing so hard I'll wake Mr Woo up

Who's got the toaster?

And there you have it, Sophie auditions for TOWIE.