Midden = bin

Especially after a Test match!  

Charlie just told Dan 'It's not what you say ,it's how you say it'

Actually it's donkeys since I've been there (and even then it was under protest), but what a laugh!  It made the Texas Chainsaw Massacre look like a tea party

Pot-kettle-much

Hahaha! All the Dex haters now realising they have to 'befriend' him! Classic BB BS. Dex carefully takes Callum down by pointing out to Callum that some people might think that someone with a nipple piercing may consider them to be gay!  

thf it's better now but it rocked back in the day. 

Oh no! It's that time of night where the Tubby Boys mount Hazel

She definitely favours the attention from Callum rather than Dexter

Norman Bates never misses an opportunity to paw her.

I wish I hadn't taken that Baileys

You go there nowadays?

I might have to call in then..!

Eugh! 

I tried to warn ya!

Look at them all, surrounding Dexter, like moths to a flame.

Wash it down with a G&T ... it works for me

I think I will have a soda water now .

No, but around 10 years ago it was being gentrified... a bit. And I was no longer liable to have to avoid a brawl spilling into the road on my drive home from work. 

Awww, the twins not enjoying themselves since last night.

Quite so. And I didn't even have one. I want the twins out asp!!! 

All the hms that are up feel so safe and believe that Hazel is leaving.

They are so unaware .

You know what you need now, a nice fry up...fried bread the works.

I understand this hazard

Those lardy boys really don't know what to do next for damage limitation.

Whilst trying to swallow their own bile. 

I'm off  or take your pick

If you overinflated yourself you'd burst.

Hope you feel ok, erin.  Sleep well  

Goodnight erinp!

I know!  They seem to believe that an intimate chat with Hazel (9th) would do themselves good rather than trying to befriend Gina (1st) and Dex (3rd). Clueless and socially inept idiots. 

Night Erin  

*waves* Night erin. 

Bye Erin.

Does enlarging them make it any clearer?

Makes it much clearer why I think the first is 'Hello' and the second is 'TaTa'

Callum is really struggling with this new balance of power. Biting his cheek and lips whilst trying to keep in with Dex now. 

I tried to post the poll results from DS - failed spectacularly!

Go have a peep if you've got a mo, they're quite pleasing

Yes, looks that way too!

Wow ,what a post...so big

Just like my bye smileys ,no clue how that happened.

Hahahahaha Dexter talking about sexuality then trips up the stairs and says, 'F--k my a-se'

Will do as I've been flung off the C5 site.