Unless it's by Alexander Skarsgard or Gerard Butler

I didn't want to feel sorry for Sam ...............but I do.

Callum can't help talking about Dexter.

Must away to bed. Night

Baz you are so right ,just a big nappy needed.

I seriously need a bucket now, those twins are making me puke

FGS ...........it's making me feel ill.

Night night Fluffs

The Spuds so think they are safe and Hazel is going .

Oh FGS she's stroking his face now

Hush Baz, you're making me sick!

Poor Sam!

Why would someone like Hazel want someone like the twin sprawling all over her like that

Let's be honest here ..WHY WOULD ANYONE?

Defo gone now.

Night Fluffy

SHUT UP PUDS

It is wrong, it's weird, very creepy and vomit inducing.

5 mins more of this and I am off!!

Why the fook would you even WANT to know people's toilet patterns?

Oh now he's in bed with her

It's his time to mount

NOW he doesn't want to know her private business!  Make your mind up you nosey wazzock

I just eeeeeeeeeughed in the wrong thread 

It reminds me of little Britain...bitty

If Dexter or Callum mentioned a girls time of the month there would be hell to pay and the forums would be in meltdown.

They can't believe Gina & Dexter's popularity

They so cannot get over Gina/Dexter are popular.

Originally Posted by Baz:

Oh now he's in bed with her

It's his time to mount

Oh christ.

I was thinking that as well!

Then one of the twins proceeds to say that he'd be annoyed if Dexter won

I am trying so hard to stick with this but ....

STFU Twins ... 

It hurts   It hurts SO much that they'll probably never get over it