Feet. It's time I was moving on  

Give your oxter a good scratch!  

I've got an itchy nose -coz I've got a cold and I keep on sneezing

Not from here I hope Slinki  

And I did 

I had to Google ... I didn't know it was called that

I am itching for a Chinese carry out, does that count ? 

ahhh, no , not flouncing from here!  

Yeah, my mam used to call it that 

That's an itch you need to scratch!  

LOL.....I've got an itchy earhole....

But where's the itch though? 

But did you know you're not supposed to put anything in there smaller than your elbow Baz 

Scottish for craving ! Not having one tho...........well not yet 
 

 Bit late for that.....

You've had your finger in there haven't you 

I'm itching for a vodka, but saving myself until tomorrow 

I'm saying nowt.......except to say it's Friday 

lush 

I've got an itchy...............son!  Chickenpox.

Not yet 

Oh blimey Ells! A bundle of fun in your house then? 

awwww Ells - I remember when mine had that ... do you still cover them all over with calamine lotion?

and here's me moaning over a cold, hope he's better soon Ells 

Oooh it's brilliant calamine lotion, paracetamol and a LOT of complaining.  Poor kids like a dot-to-dot though so I really feel for him.  I'm itching for some wine now tho   Should have got some earlier.

i always scratch my head/hair in the morning

i dont have the nit

i have some

i'll send a glass through the printer

Oh oh oh scratch that!! (see what I did there, eh? eh? ) the OH is being nice and has gone to get me some wine!

Ewwww, I used to hate that! being dabbed with a clean white cut up shirt and lotion  

Aww that's nice Sorted now though  

Result 

He hates it too and I'm fighting with him every time I need to put it on him.  He's nearly 10 so there's a lot of body to cover and it goes everywhere!

dont tell me..

youve found some turps?

Put it on and wrap him up in clingfilm 

LOL! Pirate, your smilies always make me laugh. You always come up with just the right one for the occasion 

*pokes sprouts pit with a long stick* Hope you feel better now

*Screams* Leave me pits alone you! They've just settled down! 

My scottish friend and I always argue over which is correct....itchy left hand meaning money is leaving your hand or meaning money is coming.  I insist it is money is coming as I've yet to have a very itchy left hand and not gain unexpected money within 2 or 3 days.  Never heard of it applied to armpits though