Yellow Rose - that's it - being a man is more relaxing at home - when there's a woman around

  Xy - thought all ladies love to shop?

 greenandpink - some things  are far too complicated for women - waits for ww3

Try being a woman for a day then!

 think you forgot to mention the obligatory scantily clad assistant - they r essential

 Xy - r u not a shopper fan then?

No!

 the cartoon guy looks way happy

But it's December!

 Xy - great nippy weather

I'm outta here girls/men/men/ladies.... see you soon petal

Sorry... smilies gone... *kisses to all* Night!

Goodbye goddess  til next time

 

 didn't know that was today I was a woman - g'nite g and p

Sit down and eat a meal that someone else had cooked for me, and then
I would sit on the settee and fiddle with my bits

I would do the the same.  Just to see what the fascination was with it.   The guys at work do it on a fairly regular basis throughout the shift and as the lone female in the workplace I find it a little un-nerving.

I would go for the male menopause.  Go out and buy an expensive sports car/motorbike.  Purchase a really bad wig and delight in the knowledge no one dares tells me I have a nicotine yellow rug on my head, oh and date someone half my age.

See now I thought you would have done a potato print of your privates

If I was a lady for the day it would probably be while the painters were in

There's a bloke at my place who does that and I find it really quite unpleasant.  He picks his nose too even when he's talking to you.  His wife works in the same department and never says a word. Ewww.

But, if I were a man for the day, I'd end up mashing them!

sit on the sofa, have a smoke, drink beer, fart and scratch my arse

na honestly i dont know! lol. somehting i've not thought of as it's not likely to ever happen

I wonder how many of you knew that Sarah Millican is from Sa Sheels, the same town as Joe? Thus is also a Sand dancer.
Why were people calling Judith "Xy" btw.
Oh Yes! If I was a woman for a day I'd drink, eat chocolates, and watch day-time telly like the rest of you.

Do you mean Pam?

I thought Ms Millican sounded forin, crossy. 

Ah meant Judith, Lilibet pet.

That Lady with an Aztec name has a photo of Judith as an Avatar.

I would chat up all the gay blokes on the forum.

Not that Judith, Lilibet.

  that's the bloomin problem...you know what you're looking for is in there some where but you can never find it when you need it

Not Judith Chalmers Blousey!  
Crossy had it right... my avatar is one from the custom-made ones from Gaga when it first started. Crossy had observed she is the mistress/model/wife/all of the above of the artist Gustav Klimt... called Judith (or the Austrian equivalent!) 

You will always be Pam Chalmers to me!

Find a picture then!  Actually don't...

 <<<Pam chalmers

That is not me!!!  
I think I scrub up a bit better... I say 'think'...

Slim, you found it!

Shurrup! This thread needs to be buried pronto!

So, back to my OP at least... please?