A really good question!

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Xochi

I've just watched 'Live at the Apollo'. Can't remember the name of the comedienne, but she was talking about how she'd overheard a conversation on a bus between two old ladies.

The question one asked her friend was:

"If you were a man for a day, what would you do?"

Brilliant!

Of course, similarly, if you are of the opposite gender, what would you do?

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Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Sarah Millican - very funny!

I would come on here and chat all the laydees up.

Knowing my luck, it would be a Tuesday...

12/12/095:33 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I would come on here and chat all the laydees up.

Wot?! No other feats of prowess first Blousey?

12/12/095:35 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Erm.... do a wee standing up?

12/12/095:37 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Erm.... do a wee standing up?

Hardly a feat of prowess, but I agree it would be something to enjoy for a day!

12/12/095:39 PM

Green&PinkMember

I would do all my DIY for me if I was a man...

12/12/095:54 PM

Former Member

I would use a handbag - think they are useful and mysterious

12/12/095:56 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I would do all my DIY for me if I was a man...

That's exactly what one of Sarah Millican's friends said!!!

Oh boy! Don't the men know that's really what we want them for?

12/12/095:58 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I would use a handbag - think they are useful and mysterious

What would you put in yours Norfy?

12/12/095:59 PM

Former Member

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Don't the men know that's really what we want them for

some of us can - and some of us can't

12/12/096:01 PM

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What would you put in yours Norfy?

Xy, in mine I'd keep my rubbish - isn't that what they're for?

12/12/096:04 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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some of us can - and some of us can't

You're talented in other ways?.. oh... and tell me about the contents of your handbag please!

12/12/096:05 PM

Former Member

Xy, what do you keep in yours? - they are like out of bounds - and tardis's - whatever you want you all seem to have in them? How do you do it?

12/12/096:08 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Xy, in mine I'd keep my rubbish - isn't that what they're for?

You clearly haven't been let into the handbag covens.

They are full of vital items... like tissues and the like!

12/12/096:08 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Xy, what do you keep in yours? - they are like out of bounds - and tardis's - whatever you want you all seem to have in them? How do you do it?

The bigger the handbag, the bigger the mystery!

12/12/096:11 PM

Former Member

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You clearly haven't been let into the handbag covens

no it's strictly forbidden - ladies only - don't know what I'd keep in one - envious of those secret places

12/12/096:12 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

On phone... back in a mo'!

12/12/096:17 PM

Former Member

I'd never drink cocktails

12/12/096:17 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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envious of those secret places

It's just tissues... and lippy... and feminine products... and phone and old tickets to stuff... and diary... and receipts and cab numbers and... well.. I found a tiny bell in mine lately!

12/12/096:27 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I'd never drink cocktails

If you were a woman for a day you might think you should at least try!

12/12/096:30 PM

Former Member

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well.. I found a tiny bell in mine lately!

Xy - what did you ring with that? lol - diaries they r another lady only puzzle

12/12/096:33 PM

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If you were a woman for a day you might think you should at least try!

they are sweet sickly looking things - and I like to know what I'm having

12/12/096:35 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

If you were a woman for a day you'd realise how much information you have to store for everyone else!

As regard my bell, I think it was attached to a present I was given... probably quite a long time ago... handbags rule!

12/12/096:37 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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they are sweet sickly looking things

In another respect, that's one thing you'd learn if you'd learn you were a woman for a day...

12/12/096:39 PM

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If you were a woman for a day you'd realise how much information you have to store for everyone else

Xy u r so right there lol - I'm not a 1 for remembering - phone numbers, birthdays, you name it I forget it. You must all have different micro chips installed

12/12/096:42 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Xy u r so right there lol - I'm not a 1 for remembering - phone numbers, birthdays, you name it I forget it. You must all have different micro chips installed

Mine is mostly faulty!
If I was a man I'd enjoy not having to do that though... Oh... and I'd like to score a century in an Ashes test match, if I could do that in a day... oh... I wouldn't be playing for England then.

12/12/096:48 PM

Former Member

and they give them such stupid names - love on the rocks or between the sheets - why not say it's a vodka/lime/with dash of meths - then we'd all know

12/12/096:48 PM

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if I could do that in a day... oh... I wouldn't be playing for England then

not often

12/12/096:50 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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and they give them such stupid names - love on the rocks or between the sheets - why not say it's a vodka/lime/with dash of meths - then we'd all know

It's supposed to appeal to our frivolous side...

12/12/096:52 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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not often

It's my dream for a day though...

12/12/096:55 PM

Former Member

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It's supposed to appeal to our frivolous side.

ah - that's why I don't get it - I don't have the frivolity chip - or it's warped

12/12/096:56 PM

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It's my dream for a day though..

If you did - I could come and watch cheering you to victory

12/12/096:58 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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ah - that's why I don't get it - I don't have the frivolity chip - or it's warped

If you drink enough horrible cocktails you would!

12/12/097:00 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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If you did - I could come and watch cheering you to victory

But you'd have to be a woman for that day! Is that really how you'd want to spend it?

12/12/097:02 PM

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If you drink enough horrible cocktails you would!

If that's what it takes - I'll pass it up - stay in warped world

12/12/097:05 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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If that's what it takes - I'll pass it up - stay in warped world

You see?! That's why no bloke would like to be a woman! And don't get me started on hormones!

12/12/097:08 PM

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But you'd have to be a woman for that day! Is that really how you'd want to spend it?

So if I'm a woman that day - and it's a sunny cricket day - I'd take myself shopping - is that better?

12/12/097:08 PM

Yellow RoseMember

If I were a man for a day I'd probably enjoy not being able to multi task, not knowing where anything was in the house so would have to ask the wife/partner who'd find it immeditely, and would enjoy having control of the tv remote

12/12/097:19 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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So if I'm a woman that day - and it's a sunny cricket day - I'd take myself shopping - is that better?

Erm.. now you mention it... I'd stick with the cricket either way!

12/12/097:20 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Go girl!

See? It's all really simple when you know how!

12/12/097:21 PM

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