A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small
fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his
usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and
starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What
does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as
people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are
dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of
humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this! ......I'm talking to that little shit on your
lap."