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Originally posted by Poolshark:
The doctor told his patient: "I have some good news and some bad news".

The patient said: "Give me the good news"

The doctor said: "They're gonna name a disease after you!".

A man told his neighbour: " I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother in law".

"Oh" said the neighbour: "Did you have it put to sleep?"

"No, I had it's teeth sharpened"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dawg jokes *cocks leg and pisses on da sharky ape*

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Originally posted by Poolshark:
A man told his neighbour: " I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother in law".

"Oh" said the neighbour: "Did you have it put to sleep?"

"No, I had it's teeth sharpened"

A man took his dog to the vet and asked the vet to cut off it's tail.

"Why do you want to do that?" asked the vet.

"Because my mother-in-law is arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her feel she's welcome"

A laugh for each joke. I was missing them.

Cow 1 : Do you not worry about Mad Cow disease?

Cow 2 : Mee-ow

Wife: "The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie"

Husband: "And which is this?"

A man walked into a doctor's office with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ear.

The doctor said: "Hmmm, that's strange."

The man replied: "That's just the tip of the iceberg."