Don't believe you.

a) Maj doesn't do the honours there.

b) Show me your lollipop then. 

You're leading the jury  

Have you been practicing your curtsey?

Funnily enuff I've been in front of the mirror all day Yogi  

Working out how to conceal a Glock.

 Was that a typo, did you mean a clock?

Who cares.

The doors going at six   

OMG, you were holding out for a Knighthood.

You'll be getting the feather duster in a minute  

I have a multicloured one, came all the way from Kilmarnock. I'll meet you at dawn.

I got mine in Cumnock   

And it's no been beaten yet.

Do you need someone to hold your pinnies and Marigolds?

Are you getting her or am I col?  

We'll tickle her all the way down to Douglas Water  

Douglas Water! 

Aye  

Fluffys getting it  

How do you know I'm not already there?

BTW, I have a radiator duster which is a lot longer!

If you're there I'll throw you a rope 

Aw thank you. Will it be of any use?

Listen you.

There were new houses advertised there a few years ago.

And I went to see them.

It was like a scene out gypsy weddings.

I got out with two horses and a speed boat after a lot of bartering.

Ah, I wondered where the horses went.

I hope you're treating them well.

The village green.

If you stay there - it's wrong. 

It's OK, I don't, but I think I'm closer than you or Cologne.

I'll arm wrestle ye   

Dusters at Dawn first, then we'll see what's left.

New York dawn  

Wimp!