Please when you come could you remember to pack your brain and not leave it at home. I never have any trouble when I go on holiday. I spend time working out currency values and conversions, where to go, directions, things to do etc. So why when you come down a motorway do you all leave your brain at home?
Secondly, most of the A roads around here are all 60MPH!!!! Obviously unless stated as 40, or sometimes 30. Please realise that this means that you should drive on them at around 50-60MPH AND NOT BLOODY 25!!! When you look in your rearview mirror and see a line of traffic over a mile long behind YES IT IS YOU HOLDING THEM UP!!! And believe it or not most of us have work to get to and things to do, and unlike you we don't want to drive at less than half the bloody speed limit admiring the rear end of your shitty car!
Thirdly! You have been DUPED! Seriously! Although the Euro has gained strength against the pound, as has the Dollar, believe it or not, you still get much better value if you go abroad. It is BLOODY EXPENSIVE DOWN HERE! You are paying upwards of £800 a week for accomodation and YES IT DOES COST £3.80 a pint in my pub! I don't care if it's cheaper where you come from, if you don't like it please go back home and moan about it there (which you will inevitably do anyway) And yes our cheapest main course is £9.00 and the most expensive £25.00 (Lobster) If you want cheaper go to a Witherspoons and get a microwave meal for £5.
Also, when it is raining there is not much for the kids to do. With the introduction of the internet I would strongly advise you to research where you are visiting and find out how much things cost and what there is to do for the kids. It's not MY FAULT you have no imagination and have to use theme parks and such to keep your own kids amused.
It's also NOT MY FAULT THE WEATHER IS BAD!!!! Do I look like Michael fookin Fish? Eh?
Also YOUR SAT NAV (TWAT NAV) is only a guide and should not be relied upon 100%. If you see a lane that you don't think your car can fit through, but your twat nav says it's the right way. Please get out the car and check first, don't just drive down the lane and then complain when you get stuck and trash your new car.
So to sum it all up, you really want to save yourself a lot of trouble next year and just book to go abroad anyway. It will work out cheaper, and if you are just going to go on holiday to moan about something, at least abroad the locals won't understand what you are saying.
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Secondly, most of the A roads around here are all 60MPH!!!! Obviously unless stated as 40, or sometimes 30. Please realise that this means that you should drive on them at around 50-60MPH AND NOT BLOODY 25!!! When you look in your rearview mirror and see a line of traffic over a mile long behind YES IT IS YOU HOLDING THEM UP!!! And believe it or not most of us have work to get to and things to do, and unlike you we don't want to drive at less than half the bloody speed limit admiring the rear end of your shitty car!
Thirdly! You have been DUPED! Seriously! Although the Euro has gained strength against the pound, as has the Dollar, believe it or not, you still get much better value if you go abroad. It is BLOODY EXPENSIVE DOWN HERE! You are paying upwards of £800 a week for accomodation and YES IT DOES COST £3.80 a pint in my pub! I don't care if it's cheaper where you come from, if you don't like it please go back home and moan about it there (which you will inevitably do anyway) And yes our cheapest main course is £9.00 and the most expensive £25.00 (Lobster) If you want cheaper go to a Witherspoons and get a microwave meal for £5.
Also, when it is raining there is not much for the kids to do. With the introduction of the internet I would strongly advise you to research where you are visiting and find out how much things cost and what there is to do for the kids. It's not MY FAULT you have no imagination and have to use theme parks and such to keep your own kids amused.
It's also NOT MY FAULT THE WEATHER IS BAD!!!! Do I look like Michael fookin Fish? Eh?
Also YOUR SAT NAV (TWAT NAV) is only a guide and should not be relied upon 100%. If you see a lane that you don't think your car can fit through, but your twat nav says it's the right way. Please get out the car and check first, don't just drive down the lane and then complain when you get stuck and trash your new car.
So to sum it all up, you really want to save yourself a lot of trouble next year and just book to go abroad anyway. It will work out cheaper, and if you are just going to go on holiday to moan about something, at least abroad the locals won't understand what you are saying.
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most of whom are quite glad to see us, especially when we go in October when they are getting over a slow and quiet summer. I'm scared of flying so is my daughter, so I won't be going abroad. 
from one side of the county to the other. Go on admit it, aren't we lucky to live in such a beautiful county?