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carpetMember

Middle stump.

5/3/099:21 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Beneath the diamond skies:
Ack Ack Gun

Zere seems to be some sort of firearm undercurrent viz zis subject......

5/3/099:21 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Beneath the diamond skies:
Mount Etna

wooohoooo!

ya kinda showing off there Smokey... but it deserves a round of applause anyway

5/3/099:22 AM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

Wood, because it grows

5/3/099:22 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

My son christened his Dave (when he was about 3 yrs old)... still refers to it as dave!

(is a wizard apparently... he always says "aqua erupto" when he goes for a wee!)

5/3/099:23 AM

JennyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
I can't believe no one has said PENIS yet!

Love truncheon

And I can't believe no-one has said COCK. (Unless I missed it)

5/3/099:24 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Jenny:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
I can't believe no one has said PENIS yet!

Love truncheon

And I can't believe no-one has said COCK. (Unless I missed it)

5/3/099:26 AM

LazybugMember

quote:
Originally posted by Jenny:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
I can't believe no one has said PENIS yet!

Love truncheon

And I can't believe no-one has said COCK. (Unless I missed it)

I think I saw a cock but let me just go back and see *phnar phnar*

5/3/099:26 AM

LaceyMember

wand!

5/3/099:29 AM

LazybugMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
quote:
Originally posted by Jenny:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
I can't believe no one has said PENIS yet!

Love truncheon

And I can't believe no-one has said COCK. (Unless I missed it)

I think I saw a cock but let me just go back and see *phnar phnar*

Nope you were right there was no cock lol

I think I was seeing things or thought Scotty's sig with 'cork'screw said cock!

5/3/099:32 AM

JennyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
quote:
Originally posted by Jenny:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
I can't believe no one has said PENIS yet!

Love truncheon

And I can't believe no-one has said COCK. (Unless I missed it)

I think I saw a cock but let me just go back and see *phnar phnar*

Nope you were right there was no cock lol

I think I was seeing things or thought Scotty's sig with 'cork'screw said cock!

Thank goodness for that. I was beginning to think that I had forgotten what it looked like!

5/3/099:34 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
quote:
Originally posted by Jenny:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
I can't believe no one has said PENIS yet!

Love truncheon

And I can't believe no-one has said COCK. (Unless I missed it)

I think I saw a cock but let me just go back and see *phnar phnar*

Nope you were right there was no cock lol

I think I was seeing things or thought Scotty's sig with 'cork'screw said cock!

5/3/099:44 AM

Sheep in a JeepMember

Supper

5/3/0910:12 AM

*Punky*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Supper

5/3/0910:13 AM

HollygolightlyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
In the Doehren suburb of Hannover exists a Chinese restaurant called WANG.
It never fails to amuse us.

Hi Joe, I'm from Hannover.....

5/3/0910:27 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
In the Doehren suburb of Hannover exists a Chinese restaurant called WANG.
It never fails to amuse us.

Hi Joe, I'm from Hannover.....

Really?

I know it vair well.

5/3/0910:28 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Supper

tuts ... you're putting the rest of us to shame.... Mr Ditty just read that over my shoulder and mumbled... lucky Ram in a Jeep... bet they ain't married then!

5/3/0910:29 AM

HollygolightlyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
In the Doehren suburb of Hannover exists a Chinese restaurant called WANG.
It never fails to amuse us.

Hi Joe, I'm from Hannover.....

Really? I know it vair well.

So surprising to hear that anyone goes to Hannover...I love it but I'm biased!

5/3/0910:30 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Beneath the diamond skies:
Albeladejo. Try saying that to your lover man.

I can't, I have tried and I think its a sneaky trick... cos my mouth sort of goes round and round the syllables.... albeleleladaladla... a suspicious girl would think there could be an alternative motive there

5/3/0910:34 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
In the Doehren suburb of Hannover exists a Chinese restaurant called WANG.
It never fails to amuse us.

Hi Joe, I'm from Hannover.....

Really? I know it vair well.

So surprising to hear that anyone goes to Hannover...I love it but I'm biased!

I go twice a year every year. Lots of friends there and we cycle all over the place.

To keep on topic, schwanze.

5/3/0910:41 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Willy Wonka

5/3/0910:44 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Beneath the diamond skies:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by Beneath the diamond skies:
Albeladejo. Try saying that to your lover man.

I can't, I have tried and I think its a sneaky trick... cos my mouth sort of goes round and round the syllables.... albeleleladaladla... a suspicious girl would think there could be an alternative motive there

It's good AND sensible to be VERY suspicious when the Albeladejo is on the loose. (I'm killing myself laughing. AND I saw you with Deacon B.)

5/3/0910:44 AM

HollygolightlyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
In the Doehren suburb of Hannover exists a Chinese restaurant called WANG.
It never fails to amuse us.

Hi Joe, I'm from Hannover.....

Really? I know it vair well.

So surprising to hear that anyone goes to Hannover...I love it but I'm biased!

I go twice a year every year. Lots of friends there and we cycle all over the place.

To keep on topic, schwanze.

Tschüss,

5/3/0910:47 AM

PussMember

meat n two veg, my OH always has a cooked dinner

5/3/0910:55 AM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by pussycatj:
meat n two veg, my OH always has a cooked dinner

5/3/0910:56 AM

PussMember

quote:
Originally posted by moonie:
quote:
Originally posted by pussycatj:
meat n two veg, my OH always has a cooked dinner

oooh you've made me all embarresed now

5/3/0910:58 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Nobjockey

5/3/0910:58 AM

JasmineJ (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Scotty:
Boab.

Boaby is my personal fave

5/3/0910:59 AM

*Punky*Member

My 4 year old calls it his tail!

5/3/0911:01 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Schlong!

5/3/0911:03 AM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

I've heard it called a John Thomas..

5/3/0911:04 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
The Divination Rod...it always leaps up when there is a well to delve into

MrsB ... what took you so long!

5/3/0911:13 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gel:
I used to know someone that called his Harry!

aye aye... as in Dirty Harry... *nods* now we know!!!

5/3/0911:15 AM

Former Member

Daniel Morgan cos it rhymes with seccual organ

5/3/0911:23 AM

MrsBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
The Divination Rod...it always leaps up when there is a well to delve into

MrsB ... what took you so long!

I've be divinating

Well...dozing on the sofa and eating chocolate!!

5/3/0911:24 AM

LaceyMember

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
wanger?

wangers are boobs up here!!

5/3/092:32 PM

jacksonbMember

isthatit.usually accomapanied by laughing and pointing.

5/3/092:40 PM

sandraMember

i have beeen known to say put the tiger in the cage

5/3/092:42 PM

MrsBMember

The Purple Parsnip...as said by Alice in The Vicar of Dibley!!

5/3/092:43 PM

CariadMember

Oh great - 8 pages of assorted euphemisms for penis.

Let's try a thread for alternative words for female genitalia. I give it 3 pages at most!!

5/3/092:57 PM

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