If we lose the three amigos - Marcus, Freddie and Siavash, leave my crystal ball tells me this:
9.30 am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they have frosties today.
10.45 am
Lisa David and Bea are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa says 'Im glad they threw Marcus siavash and 'alfwit out. the house is much more fun without them.
12.03 pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over whos spoon is whos.
Rodrigo: 'You are deeesrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you freak'
12.58 pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
Lisa: 'Oh I though i had one there, but it was just charlies old scab'
David: 'Well uh..wouldnt we be able to smoke that? Its the same as tobacco isnt it?'
2.32 pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You deeesresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
3.01 pm
Sophie has found a hair down her cleavage. She giggles hysterically for then next half hour.
She then farts. And starts laughing again.
4.47 pm
Lisa Bea and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marucs Siavash and 'alfwit isnt it Bea?'
Bea: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down'
Silence.
7.01 pm
David has cooked spaghetti bolognaise for the group
David: 'My cooking is lush isnt it?'
Bea: 'You are a yorkshire pudding Dave'
David: 'Oh thanks Bea...I love yorkshire puddings'
7.29 pm
Lisa Bea and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much more lively without 'alfwit'
Bea and david 'Yeah'
Silence.
9.00 pm 9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
End sequence.
9.30 am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they have frosties today.
10.45 am
Lisa David and Bea are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa says 'Im glad they threw Marcus siavash and 'alfwit out. the house is much more fun without them.
12.03 pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over whos spoon is whos.
Rodrigo: 'You are deeesrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you freak'
12.58 pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
Lisa: 'Oh I though i had one there, but it was just charlies old scab'
David: 'Well uh..wouldnt we be able to smoke that? Its the same as tobacco isnt it?'
2.32 pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You deeesresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
3.01 pm
Sophie has found a hair down her cleavage. She giggles hysterically for then next half hour.
She then farts. And starts laughing again.
4.47 pm
Lisa Bea and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marucs Siavash and 'alfwit isnt it Bea?'
Bea: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down'
Silence.
7.01 pm
David has cooked spaghetti bolognaise for the group
David: 'My cooking is lush isnt it?'
Bea: 'You are a yorkshire pudding Dave'
David: 'Oh thanks Bea...I love yorkshire puddings'
7.29 pm
Lisa Bea and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much more lively without 'alfwit'
Bea and david 'Yeah'
Silence.
9.00 pm 9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
End sequence.
oh, and necking the dregs from unclaimed cans of cider and bartering away her food for a can or two 
