My brother used to drink milk and then pin us down and do globby spits, which could be sucked back just before it hit you in the face!

My brother also used to creep up and get right close to me and burp in my face he had bad breath at the time too!

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
My brother used to drink milk and then pin us down and do globby spits, which could be sucked back just before it hit you in the face!

Oh thanks very much Lilibet. I thought I was safe from offence in this thread.

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Oh thanks very much Lilibet. I thought I was safe from offence in this thread.

Did you read the title?

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Oh thanks very much Lilibet. I thought I was safe from offence in this thread.

Did you read the title?

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Oh thanks very much Lilibet. I thought I was safe from offence in this thread.

Did you read the title?

A fair point and one I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

Oooh, I've just remembered, we used to crush up bluebell stalks and it would turn into a bogey snot mash.

Then we would chase people in the playground with it. I was the Bogeyking.

Me and my brother once had a water in the house which turned into an egg fight while my mom was at work bless her, imagine finishing work and coming home to that!

My brother once picked his nose and flicked it at me and it landed in me mouth I was sick for hours I can tell you.

I used to shove my little sister right down the loo so only her head and feet were sticking out....then I flushed it

I miss chasing kids with a poo stick

When you're 31 though, it gets frowned upon

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I used to shove my little sister right down the loo so only her head and feet were sticking out....then I flushed it

Oh thats cruel.... but still funny

My cousin used to do a big plop in the sea and then chuck it at us!

One of my sons classmates did a poo and left it behind the "tray" drawers (where the kids's individual trays are)... it was only discovered at the end of a term when they were having a clean up.

I did ask him how he knew it was Storm's (I am not kidding), and he said that Storm had told them weeks ago he'd done it, but they thought he was lying!

(we are talking 10 yr olds here)

How did no one smell it??

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
My cousin used to do a big plop in the sea and then chuck it at us!

kevin and perry moment

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
How did no one smell it??

I asked that question too! Along with, where did he actually have the poo, and did he then cradle it, carrying through to the classroom.

Son just shrugged shoulders (bored with the subject already) and mumbled "dunno"

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
How did no one smell it??

I asked that question too! Along with, where did he actually have the poo, and did he then cradle it, carrying through to the classroom.

Son just shrugged shoulders (bored with the subject already) and mumbled "dunno"

Dunno is no good...we need these questions answered!!!

I know!!! I did interrogate, but he gave me such a withering look of disgust, as if to say "mum, let it go, its poo", that I gave up!

Could you not have a word in his teachers shell-like?

LOL! I suppose I should have done! It was last years teacher and she's gone now.

We will never know!

Unless you ever bump into anyone called Storm thats roughly your son's age in the future!

If he ever brings home a girl called storm I shall make sure all the drawers in the house are shut fast!

My sis used to do a lot of cooking, I came home from school one day and there was a pile of white powder on the side - she said it was icing sugar so I scooped up a load and ate it. It was soap powder.

Storm is a boy!!!!

(and bless him, looks like Plug from Bash St Kids)

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Storm is a boy!!!!

(and bless him, looks like Plug from Bash St Kids)

He porbably did it to take home as revenge on his parents then and forgot!!

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Storm is a boy!!!!

(and bless him, looks like Plug from Bash St Kids)

He porbably did it to take home as revenge on his parents then and forgot!!

LMAO.. oh he certainly owes them some payback!

Storm? FFS poor lad!

Jaysus!!!

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Originally posted by MoFo:
Storm? FFS poor lad!

Jaysus!!!

Any posts of yours i read i always read your sig as part of it , and 9 times out of 10 it goes with the post

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Originally posted by Jenstar:

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Originally posted by MoFo:
Storm? FFS poor lad!

Jaysus!!!

Any posts of yours i read i always read your sig as part of it , and 9 times out of 10 it goes with the post

Jen it started with me having to type it after my posts....then I found out how to save time!!

A boy in my high school class did the poo behind the drawers thing...

Me and my brother were quite nice to each other when we were little and now we just play fight.
The people you live with or socialise with at uni however... drinking a milkshake made by 6 different people thats not made from milk

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Originally posted by Trix-ster:
A boy in my high school class did the poo behind the drawers thing...

Me and my brother were quite nice to each other when we were little and now we just play fight.
The people you live with or socialise with at uni however... drinking a milkshake made by 6 different people thats not made from milk

Croc is gonna want alot more details on that!

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Originally posted by nothingspecial:
I miss chasing kids with a poo stick

When you're 31 though, it gets frowned upon

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Trix-ster:
A boy in my high school class did the poo behind the drawers thing...

Me and my brother were quite nice to each other when we were little and now we just play fight.
The people you live with or socialise with at uni however... drinking a milkshake made by 6 different people thats not made from milk

Croc is gonna want alot more details on that!

yes

Who...why and mainly HOW???

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Could you not have a word in his teachers shell-like?

Shell...that made me laugh!

I am seriously gonna upchuck!!!

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Trix-ster:
A boy in my high school class did the poo behind the drawers thing...

Me and my brother were quite nice to each other when we were little and now we just play fight.
The people you live with or socialise with at uni however... drinking a milkshake made by 6 different people thats not made from milk

Croc is gonna want alot more details on that!

yes

Who...why and mainly HOW???

Who? A boy in the top set, extremely intelligent and very bored
Why? We had this awful teacher and he would treat us like we were 5 years old so they decided to act like 5 year olds
How? He pooed in a tupperware container and then brought it into the room in his bag, when the teacher was occupied he got it out and placed it in one of the cupboards under the desks (just tipped the tupperware upside down). It was there for about 2 weeks- and only got discovered then as another of the boys was trying to see if you could crawl through all of the desks and they didnt want him to get poo on him haha.

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Originally posted by pepsi:
I am seriously gonna upchuck!!!

Do it in a bucket. It could come in useful!

Right..so next question is..how old was he?