A drum kit and I could be Keith Moon.
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A can of lager out the fridge.............a guitar and I could be Jimmy Page 
A contraption of medieval torture and I could be Kate Moss
I'm Spartacus!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I'm Spartacus!
(to many trips to the fridge!)
Kate Moss eh?
Goes faster than a free-for-all in the centre of Manchester.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Kate Moss eh?
Well that's stretching it
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I'm Spartacus!
Oh!
I'm Nigel.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm Nigel.
They're making plans for you 
Benn?
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
I AM Megatron 
I am OPTIMUS!
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
I AM Megatron
I am OPTIMUS!
..and in your PRIME
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
I'll do the jokes you two.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
What about the traffic cones?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
I AM Megatron
I am OPTIMUS!
..and in your PRIME
Oh hang on....she's a mod now 
There's some serious drinkers on here.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
*Splutters*
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
Right now you are Madonna.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
There's some serious drinkers on here.
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
What about the traffic cones?
I'm not fussy Syd
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
There's some serious drinkers on here.
With Wine goggles
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
Right now you are Madonna.
how many wines have you had?
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
Right now you are Madonna.
how many wines have you had?
My cheeks are hurting
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
There's some serious drinkers on here.
With Wine goggles
<<< These are rosÃĐ rose tinted.
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
What about the traffic cones?
I was thinking ice cream cones but you win 
We all know Dame, the fallen Madonna with the BIG boobies!
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
What about the traffic cones?
I was thinking ice cream cones but you win
We all know Dame, the fallen Madonna with the BIG boobies!
Yeah, she's wrapped up right now 
It died natural death.
Twenty seven will attend the funeral.
Nudge me when we start discussing knockwurst.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Nudge me when we start discussing knockwurst.
Knockwurst or Bratwurst?
Originally Posted by Syd:
We all know Dame, the fallen Madonna with the BIG boobies!
you just about got all of that correct Syd
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Nudge me when we start discussing knockwurst.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Syd:
We all know Dame, the fallen Madonna with the BIG boobies!
you just about got all of that correct Syd
(Ponders as to what I got wrong) x
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
two gallon of botox, liposuction and two dustbin lids and I could be Madonna
Right now you are Madonna.
how many wines have you had?
My cheeks are hurting
!