Ooops! Pass the O'Grady's
PMSL Madamski!
Ooops! Pass the O'Grady's
Ooops! Pass the O'Grady's
santa clause = menopause 
run a muck - ?
Luck!
Reference:Luck
wishing
just wondering how many of you are real cockneys or really know their lingo. We've known a few and I've never heard them mention most apart from 2/3 here lol
not me - just joining in
goodnight sweetness x 
Kettle = Watch (very helpful if you think someone is thinking of mugging you for your watch and discussing the option with friends)
Tom (foolery) = jewellery (also helpful in a situation where you may be mugged. eg; 'Check out the tom on that' at which point you run like frig)
Tom and Dick = Sick
Tin tack = sack
Dog and Bone = telephone
Bubble (barf) = larf (or giraffe will suffice) (you're avvvin a bubble geeza)
Ruby Murray = curry
Johhny Cash = Hash
Adam and Eve = believe (would you Adam and Eeeeeeve it?)
Trouble and strife = the wife
Two and Eight = state
Barnet (fair) = hair (look at the cut of that barnet bruv, it's a right 2 an 8)
Boat (race) = face
Sky rocket = pocket
And some other non-rhyming slang:
Bruv = male friend
Brass monkeys = very cold
Getting on my norks/tats/babs = a woman finding something quite annoying
Getting right on my jacobs = a man finding something quite annoying
Well blow me down wiv a fevver = That was a surprise
Wanna ave some son? = Would you like to participate in a fight with me?
Let's aaave it = I'm ready now
Top draw = very good
Off the scale = very very good
Sick = very good (that was sick, man)
Heavy = very good (the set in my motor is proper heavy innit bruv)
You know the score = you know what's going on
Pony = crap (What a load of old pony/ that's pony)
Fat = rich
Pimp up my ride = accessorise my car (including exhaust change, bigger wheels, spolier kit, tinted windows and fine tuning)
Rims = Wheels
Booty Call = someone you can call solely for sexual relations
Homie = friend
Ho = a lady who favours horizontal refreshment
Male Ho = a man who favours horizontal refreshment
Baby father = a male parent
Baby mother = a female parent
Boo = loved one
Score = twenty pounds/dollars
Brownie = ten pounds
Pony = twenty-five pounds
Monkey = Five hundred pounds
Ice = diamonds
LDN = London
Tom (foolery) = jewellery (also helpful in a situation where you may be mugged. eg; 'Check out the tom on that' at which point you run like frig)
Tom and Dick = Sick
Tin tack = sack
Dog and Bone = telephone
Bubble (barf) = larf (or giraffe will suffice) (you're avvvin a bubble geeza)
Ruby Murray = curry
Johhny Cash = Hash
Adam and Eve = believe (would you Adam and Eeeeeeve it?)
Trouble and strife = the wife
Two and Eight = state
Barnet (fair) = hair (look at the cut of that barnet bruv, it's a right 2 an 8)
Boat (race) = face
Sky rocket = pocket
And some other non-rhyming slang:
Bruv = male friend
Brass monkeys = very cold
Getting on my norks/tats/babs = a woman finding something quite annoying
Getting right on my jacobs = a man finding something quite annoying
Well blow me down wiv a fevver = That was a surprise
Wanna ave some son? = Would you like to participate in a fight with me?
Let's aaave it = I'm ready now
Top draw = very good
Off the scale = very very good
Sick = very good (that was sick, man)
Heavy = very good (the set in my motor is proper heavy innit bruv)
You know the score = you know what's going on
Pony = crap (What a load of old pony/ that's pony)
Fat = rich
Pimp up my ride = accessorise my car (including exhaust change, bigger wheels, spolier kit, tinted windows and fine tuning)
Rims = Wheels
Booty Call = someone you can call solely for sexual relations
Homie = friend
Ho = a lady who favours horizontal refreshment
Male Ho = a man who favours horizontal refreshment
Baby father = a male parent
Baby mother = a female parent
Boo = loved one
Score = twenty pounds/dollars
Brownie = ten pounds
Pony = twenty-five pounds
Monkey = Five hundred pounds
Ice = diamonds
LDN = London
Back to sleep = fall in a heap.... K
Z.
Z.
And why has no-one appreciated my hard work dammit 
Ooooh well done that woman there!!!
Thank you 
Well done K .. I knew most of those ..being from LDN meself innit... didn't know Kettle for watch though... well you learn something new every day... was that it? bugger
Z.
Z.
I've just brushed my Penelope Keith --------->
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being from LDN meself innit...
OMG Z's doing street 
Apples and Pears... Plates of Meat.. Oh it's a lovely 'oliday wiv Mary....
Afternoon Pengy and K
Z.
Afternoon Pengy and K
Z.
Pony and trap = crap - surely a rhyming one! 
Hi Zaph 
my ole bubble gum
my ole bubble gum
What's the holiday wiv Mary?? 
you're all talking forrin
Mary Poppins and Dick Van Dyke's Cockerney accent... not
Hiya Saz you are dahn sarf now you know!!
Z.
Hiya Saz you are dahn sarf now you know!!
Z.
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you're all talking forrin
Give it another 3 months Saz you'll be talking like a black cabbie 
One from years ago..... Berk!
Which i think came from Berkeley Hunt.
Which i think came from Berkeley Hunt.
I do like the term "bags of sand" = ÂĢ1k
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One from years ago..... Berk! Which i think came from Berkeley Hunt.
Revitalised with "Gareth Hunt" Z.
Oh, I thought they had to be Gaga related. It's just ordinary rhyming slang then.
It's just ordinary rhyming slang then.Reference:
Hiya Saz you are dahn sarf now you know!!
we have a mutual misunderstanding of each other 
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Oh, I thought they had to be Gaga related. It's just ordinary rhyming slang then.
Like we ever stick to the brief Z.
Reference: Z
Like we ever stick to the brief
I've been trying to make up BB related rhyming slang. My head hurts.
i was under the impression it was gaga related lol meaning not real 
in that case ronan keating = cheating 
in that case ronan keating = cheating
You're good at this, madamski.
matt lucus = mucus
britney spears = big ears
barbara windsor = dogs dinner
fiona bruce = truce
david van day = i'm not gay