Chill missus! 

The only one that really gets on my nerves is the GO COM BLOODY PARE! 

Chill missus! 

The only one that really gets on my nerves is the GO COM BLOODY PARE! 

I could fill a book sparkles.  I hate them all but agree the PPI ones are just a pain because they are on every ad break.  The long haired git selling double glazing "buy one get one free" yelling his lungs out at me.  Why would you be mug enough to buy HIS windows.  And another is that ex Spice girl selling the Jenny Craig slimming thingy. arghhh!

Its got to the point that you settle down to watch an hour long programme and end up getting 40 minutes plus 20 minutes of ads.  When it goes back to the programme you think "what the hell was this about, where did we end up before the break".  It's turning me off the telly. 

I read about a few years ago about a machine that could cut the ads out if you recorded anything. I wanna know where it is!   

MATCH dot com: "Girl on the platform smiled, best smile I've seen for a while..."  ANNOYING!

That one for TESCO - the new PRICE DROP one with that man talking very fast!  MUTE BUTTON NOW PLEASE!  ARGH!

And the one for OREOS, just narks me off.  Why do you have to bastard well LICK IT?!  How gross.  

MATCH dot com: "Girl on the platform smiled, best smile I've seen for a while..."  ANNOYING!

The new one for BT internet (with the students...)  The annoying git who tries to just get the girl to stay with him, coz there isn't enough wireless connectivity for 3 people blah blah blah...  Is this one going to ramble on for 5 years like the last bunch, until the little dark haired lad (from the family in the older BT ad) 'gets it on' with the pretty lass, asks her to get wed and knocks her up.  BOOOOORING!

ANY ads that are advertising ANYTHING and it's a bloody foreign ad dubbed over!

All effing PPI insurance refund ads!  I am SICK of seeing them now!

ALL 'personal injury' claim ads.

That advert where the girl is showing going through all stages of life until old age, just plain annoying.  And there are/have been a few of them.

Webuyanycardotcom!

Constant constant constant ads begging for money.  On the non terrestrials, ie freeview/cable they are on on EVERY BREAK! Plus some ask for £3 a month... It must cost more than that for the admin...  makes no sense to me.

I won't say anymore LOL.  Don't want to leave none for others to moan about LOL!

What about you guys?  (And gals.)

I must switch off when ads come on, I barely notice any, never remember most of them unless they are really funny. Tbh I don't remember buying anything because of a advert  

And the one for OREOS, just narks me off.  Why do you have to bastard well LICK IT?!  How gross.  

That one for TESCO - the new PRICE DROP one with that man talking very fast!  MUTE BUTTON NOW PLEASE!  ARGH!

And the one for OREOS, just narks me off.  Why do you have to bastard well LICK IT?!  How gross.  

MATCH dot com: "Girl on the platform smiled, best smile I've seen for a while..."  ANNOYING!

The new one for BT internet (with the students...)  The annoying git who tries to just get the girl to stay with him, coz there isn't enough wireless connectivity for 3 people blah blah blah...  Is this one going to ramble on for 5 years like the last bunch, until the little dark haired lad (from the family in the older BT ad) 'gets it on' with the pretty lass, asks her to get wed and knocks her up.  BOOOOORING!

ANY ads that are advertising ANYTHING and it's a bloody foreign ad dubbed over!

All effing PPI insurance refund ads!  I am SICK of seeing them now!

ALL 'personal injury' claim ads.

That advert where the girl is showing going through all stages of life until old age, just plain annoying.  And there are/have been a few of them.

Webuyanycardotcom!

Constant constant constant ads begging for money.  On the non terrestrials, ie freeview/cable they are on on EVERY BREAK! Plus some ask for £3 a month... It must cost more than that for the admin...  makes no sense to me.

I won't say anymore LOL.  Don't want to leave none for others to moan about LOL!

What about you guys?  (And gals.)

Oh I want one of those sooooo bad nuts!  If you locate any details on it please post and we will worship at your feet for ever.

I bloody love that one!

Me too

And I love the one where the bloke kicks the football towards the window, and everyone in the garden tries to stop it, and the dog leaps up and heads it away. Hurrah (Can't remember what it's for though!)

But I just ignore the ones I don't like

I read about a few years ago about a machine that could cut the ads out if you recorded anything. I wanna know where it is!   

If you have Sky, I look for shit that I want to record and see if they are showing it on ANYTIME because they cut the ads out.

The new one for BT internet (with the students...)  The annoying git who tries to just get the girl to stay with him, coz there isn't enough wireless connectivity for 3 people blah blah blah...  Is this one going to ramble on for 5 years like the last bunch, until the little dark haired lad (from the family in the older BT ad) 'gets it on' with the pretty lass, asks her to get wed and knocks her up.  BOOOOORING!

I read about a few years ago about a machine that could cut the ads out if you recorded anything. I wanna know where it is!   

I read about a few years ago about a machine that could cut the ads out if you recorded anything. I wanna know where it is!   

pause for a while before a programme starts and then use the fast forward button during the adds it does wonders to bring the blood pressure down. 

also series link anything else you like to watch uninterrupted and then fast forward thru the adds. . or channel hop if you don't have a pause button..

It's been available for ages, but everytime they make an ad for it the machine cuts it out

I think it might be the TiVo box which came out in 2000 for a couple of years but is now part of Virgin Media.

One ad that's winding me up at the moment is the Confused-dot-com one that trumpets the fact that you'll get 1000 Nectar points if you buy your car insurance from them. Do you know how much 1000 Nectar points are worth? £5 off your shopping at Sainsburys. That's it: an expensive and hard-to-avoid campaign advertizing an offer that amounts to just £5 that you can only spend in certain shops!

The very worst ads have got to be the Haribo ones, though: if I had my way, the ad agency responsible would be on trial in The Hague. Definitely the work of the Devil...

I think it might be the TiVo box which came out in 2000 for a couple of years but is now part of Virgin Media.

It's been available for ages, but everytime they make an ad for it the machine cuts it out

Sadly, I think this ad is indeed intended to run and run.

However, I don't think the plan is for the girl (Anna) to get it on with one of the blokes (though you never know...  )

My last BT bill actually included a fourteen page leaflet based around this campaign.  Even sadder: I actually read some of it!  Apparently, Anna's "back-story" is that she's already got a boyfriend who's travelling around the world, and they keep in touch by Skype: queue another advert for BT broadband!

Lolling at the quality rage in this thread. I hate most adverts. Some I hate more than others