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breaks down on the M4 and flags down a fella
he says to the fella 'ive got 6 monkeys in the back, i'll give you ÂĢ100 to take them to bristol zoo for me
the fella agrees
2 hours later the delivery man see's the same fella coming back the other way-stops him and says 'WTF! i told you take 'em to bristol zoo'

the fella said 'yep, i did, they got bored and now im taking 'em to the pictures'

f*ck me thats a crap joke

im not sure i told it right

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A man visited Glasgow for the "Scottish Weekend" which celebrated everything Scottish. Music, singing, history, plaids and tartans, kilts, bagpipes - everything Scottish.
He got to the hotel and went to reception.
The receptionist asked "Would you like the Tartan room sir?"
The man replied "Och nooo thanks; just the room."
brisket

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