Yeah okay, hmm well yeah..you know it has been ever so hot, hmmm.

I spent last afternoon sitting drinking pimms with sophie and karly while sree played cricket with the chaps from his uni, hmm yeah right okay.


Sophie my darling while Kriss is away to fetch me my titfwer and a freash bottle of bolinger, yeah, hmmm, you could tell me what yopu treally think of him, hmmm, ya. okay.

Oh gosh my dear. really, hmm well yeah ok, there is not much that can be added to that, but i will warn yopu yeah, to gargle afterwards with warm water yah, i have monica my maid do that every morning just after she has woken me up from my slumber in one of the many rooms in my mummy and daddy's mantion , um, yah, erm right okay. Oh look sree has just been bowled out for a duck, here he comes watch me prank him harharhar, yah.

Hey sree, lisa wants to sleep with you , har har giggle, erm yes.

OOO FREDDIE NOT FOR ALL THE BULL TEA IN A CHINA SHOP WOULD I GO NEAR LISA, MY PARENTS WOULD BE VERY VERY ANGRY, YA GETME EENIT.

ohhhh alvis, you do make me smile when you get angry oh erm yah, pimms please man slave, one for the girls as well, chop chop man.

Ahh here comes chris with my bolinger.

KRISS YOU FOOL THIS IS DOM PERRINGON.

Erm right..watson, the car plwease lets leave these peasents and get back to the mansion yah, erm okay yes.

Ah'l tell ye what kriss, that freddie gets right oan ma nerves ken, ah thought ah wis gannie have tae throttle him the nooo.