I had a number one hit with that in Ireland before this imposter stole it and recorded my lovely song - you can tell he's not a real priest - dodgy hair 
Monsignor Horan...I just hope yours sounded a tad better...even a tad would be better than ^^^^ 
tis sh awful Hail Mary
tis a spot of self flagellation ye be needing my child
I want YMCA! 
Ducky, I was genuinely taken aback with your outfit...I really mean taken aback. I hope you've changed into disco gear....
Of course 
tis a spot of self flagellation ye be needing my child
I will confess my sins this week father...I will seek guidance and forgiveness 
I had a number one hit with that in Ireland before this imposter stole it and recorded my lovely song - you can tell he's not a real priest - dodgy hair
Monsignor Horan...I just hope yours sounded a tad better...even a tad would be better than ^^^^ tis sh awful Hail Mary
tis a spot of self flagellation ye be needing my child
Yeah , you tell her Father.....
Of course
and not a whiff of peach
Yeah , you tell her Father.....
shut it...wait till Smurfy see's you lot left no booze for the night guests...I've had to bring me own bottle
something in your eye Bazzer ? 
S'OK I have a stockpile of wine that I can sell you for a small price 
and not a whiff of peach
Well, maybe underneath.
and not a whiff of peach
Well, maybe underneath.
that's fine, I don't have to feast my eyes upon it Just don't be flashing when you're drunk 
and not a whiff of peach
Well, maybe underneath.
peach frilly knickers? Makes a change from the white ones I wear 
It said on the invitation BRING YOUR OWN !!
It did not and if a man of the cloth wasn't here and I want to do a deal on his wine I would swear at you
I've changed into a little red number
At 2pm today our very own Darnie , the lovely Smurfy (Weesmurf) will be getting ( real life ) married We hope you will join us in wishing her , and the soon to be Mr Smurfy , all the very, very best in their life together. 
In addition , the bar will be opening at 13.45 for a Darnie shindig to toast the bride ....all are very welcome .....but bring your own booze, except Dame!!
I rest my case
I've changed into a little red number
I wish you hadn't Father...you're looking rather camp bright,,
At 2pm today our very own Darnie , the lovely Smurfy (Weesmurf) will be getting ( real life ) married We hope you will join us in wishing her , and the soon to be Mr Smurfy , all the very, very best in their life together.
In addition , the bar will be opening at 13.45 for a Darnie shindig to toast the bride ....all are very welcome .....but bring your own booze,!!
I rest my case
And I rest mine !!!
I've changed into a little red number
I wish you hadn't Father...you're looking rather camp bright,,
like Father christmas
And I rest mine !!!
best to when you're wrong
Dearl beloved
it is now that I must leave you as this was my last ceremony and I'm due to move to a home for drunken retired clergy.
Go in peace to love and serve the Smumans 
like Father christmas
or Mother ...Ros
Dearl beloved
it is now that I must leave you as this was my last ceremony and I'm due to move to a home for drunken retired clergy.
Go in peace to love and serve the Smumans
happy retirement Father...leave me a case on your way out
like Father christmas
or Mother ...Ros
I've changed into a little red number
I wish you hadn't Father...you're looking rather camp bright,,
like Father christmas
It's a shame you couldn't have been with us Ros....it was totally brilliant
we did a performance with choir in the catholic cathedral -the social club was attached and it was heaving - more in there than the performance in the cathedral
we did a performance with choir in the catholic cathedral -the social club was attached and it was heaving - more in there than the performance in the cathedral
awww
I've changed into a little red number
I wish you hadn't Father...you're looking rather camp bright,,
like Father christmas
It's a shame you couldn't have been with us Ros....it was totally brilliant
aww am gutted -was gobsmacked when I got a text to say they were on their way- wasnice to seethem but bad timing and Icouldn't ssay don't comehope it was recorded-would love to see it
we did a performance with choir in the catholic cathedral -the social club was attached and it was heaving - more in there than the performance in the cathedral
awww
tI tickled us TBH -plenty watching a swell-the drink was flowing
I've changed into a little red number
I wish you hadn't Father...you're looking rather camp bright,,
like Father christmas
It's a shame you couldn't have been with us Ros....it was totally brilliant
aww am gutted -was gobsmacked when I got a text to say they were on their way- wasnice to seethem but bad timing and Icouldn't ssay don't comehope it was recorded-would love to see it
Well Smurfy was having a video done , so.....
I tickled us TBH
mind, give me a pub to a church any day
I've changed into a little red number
I wish you hadn't Father...you're looking rather camp bright,,
like Father christmas
It's a shame you couldn't have been with us Ros....it was totally brilliant
aww am gutted -was gobsmacked when I got a text to say they were on their way- wasnice to seethem but bad timing and Icouldn't ssay don't comehope it was recorded-would love to see it
Well Smurfy was having a video done , so.....
brilliant -a DVD?
I tickled us TBH
mind, give me a pub to a church any day
think they think that as well
I tickled us TBH
mind, give me a pub to a church any day
think they think that as well
