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At 2pm today our very own Darnie , the lovely Smurfy (Weesmurf)  will be getting ( real life ) married We hope you will join us in wishing her , and the soon to be Mr Smurfy , all the very, very best in their life together.  

 

In addition , the bar will be opening at 13.45 for a Darnie shindig to toast the bride ....all are very welcome .....but bring your own booze!!

 

 





Keeper of the Darnellian Naughty Step

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I shall be officianating the wedding.  My first between Smumans (Smurf and human) but am also looking forward to attending the wedding breakfast.

 

As a poor, lowly priest however, I have no money to buy alcohol for the party and our good Lord would look unfavourably on me if I brought communion wine from the vestry   Not sure giving myself confession as way of penance will suffice either

 

Verily, I do ask that you take pity on this poor servant of God and ply him with copious amounts of gin and tonic (and some nice little finger sandwiches).

 

Go in peace my children and I'll see you after the Smumans have signed the register. 

Mon Horan
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