My son has just come back from near there

I would not want to be married to her. I bet when she gets the monk on she could be a cah.

Hi Baz.  I don't know her.

Yay, another foodie. Hi Sprout. 

Her French is very good

I thought that too. 

Hi Sprout

Wee

Hi Sprout 

She's one of the judges on MC .....

That wasn't me 

That wine's very yellow 

Ah, that explains it. MC is banned in our house, due to hubby's hatred of the baldy greengrocer.

How much has she drunk? 

LOL! 

Wee

She's got a carry out too! 

She's like wots er face off bake off. Mary Berry 

She's got our car  

PMSL  

That would be merry Berry 

And she's been drinking 

At least these cows are in pasture !

Greggs Wally 

All that cheese is making me hungry 

 Much better than last week.

She's given her enough! 

I've had loads of cheese tonight. I had homemade broccoli and stilton soup and crackers with cheddar.

There is no such thing as a good stilton. 

Are you two calling our Mary a lush?

I was expecting an advert then!

I've had fish bites and an egg 

There is! It was in my broccoli and stilton soup tonight. Totally delicious.

No, I was just carrying on the drinking theme, I think I'm on fire tonight with the jokes, even though I say so myself. 

Oooo nice  

 Odd combo.