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In Australia, a local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. Interesting," the newsman thought... He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.Afte...r a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's,and a preacher when in her 60's,and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers...

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show,three to get ready, and four to go."

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ScottyMember 10 years

AquariusMember

Fantastic!! Loved her reply. I bet that left the interviewer speechless.

Soozy WooMember

grannygMember 10 years

Brilliant

Ensign MufMember

She might need some of this for the big night

Former Member

*Groans*

Former Member

Nice one zazz

Former Member

Former Member

Thats brilliant I did worry it was about my mother for a second

zazzMember

Originally Posted by Gypsie~:

Thats brilliant I did worry it was about my mother for a second

Ahahaaahaahaaa THAT just reminded me of "Joe died of...." Ahahahaaahaaaa!!

Former Member

noooo... it was "thats what killed joe"

poor joe looked round totally horrified

zazzMember

Poor Joe!

Sorry other people, Joe is Gypsies Mums boyfriend...both in their 80s, and she was telling us one night about how her Ex husbands died...and said "yeah, that's what killed joe" Poor Joe was sat in his armchair, looking a little shocked and confused

Former Member

see... but that sounds like she simply got her words mixed up, but she DIDNT she was, i suppose, talking of when it all went wrong for joe, but decided to just completely write his life off poor joe.

zazzMember

TBH I only just remember that night, your Mum tried to kill me too that night!!!

sandraMember

ha-ha i was just thinking there was hope for me yet

6/27/1112:23 PM

zazzMember

Originally Posted by sandra:

ha-ha i was just thinking there was hope for me yet

There is always hope!!

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