I have (or will do tomorrow) done something that I have avoided for years and years and years. I have been forced into buying Sky Sports so I can see this years F1 season.
I have always hated Sky for a number of reasons, but I just can't be doing with trying to avoid all news outlets, especially online which will no doubt stuff the result in my face when I least expect it - it's happened in the past - just so I can see the highlights on Channel 4. Highlights!, not even the full race. Pfffft !
I'm now going to the bathroom to crouch in the corner of my shower, fully clothed, sobbing as the water cleans the Sky dirt off me.
Someone tell me I am not the baddest of people.