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have you got a list?

have you checked it twice?

have you got your sprouts?

have you got your presents wrapped?

have you got your presents bought?

are you looking forward to family members you detest turning up & entertaining them?

do you wish only fools & horses was still the main christmas show so everyone will STFU & you can have an hours peace?

 

christmas tip 1- gravy..always par boil parsnips the night before & save the water for the gravy & put the parsnips in a different pan with warm water, salt & a lid to boil or roast the next day

christmas tip 2-dont play monopoly..unless you like picking up monopoly pieces after someone has lost the game (same for trivial pursuit..actually any board game)

 

christmas tip 3 - tell your guests they have to smoke outside-but they all have to at the same time as you dont like opening/shutting the door..as they all troop out

lock the door

& yell merry christmas..we're going to bed..through the letterbox

 

 

any strays left?

 

simply tell them youre off upstairs to take your tablets..as if you dont take them, youre known to walk into various rooms in the house & wee on whoever is in there

 

 

 

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pirate1111 posted:

have you got a list?

have you checked it twice?

have you got your sprouts?

have you got your presents wrapped?

have you got your presents bought?

are you looking forward to family members you detest turning up & entertaining them?

do you wish only fools & horses was still the main christmas show so everyone will STFU & you can have an hours peace?

 

christmas tip 1- gravy..always par boil parsnips the night before & save the water for the gravy & put the parsnips in a different pan with warm water, salt & a lid to boil or roast the next day

christmas tip 2-dont play monopoly..unless you like picking up monopoly pieces after someone has lost the game (same for trivial pursuit..actually any board game)

 

christmas tip 3 - tell your guests they have to smoke outside-but they all have to at the same time as you dont like opening/shutting the door..as they all troop out

lock the door

& yell merry christmas..we're going to bed..through the letterbox

 

 

any strays left?

 

simply tell them youre off upstairs to take your tablets..as if you dont take them, youre known to walk into various rooms in the house & wee on whoever is in there

 

 

 

Merry Christmas to you and yours Pirate 

Baz

List done and ticked off

Sprouts bought

All presents bought ... all bar one wrapped

Parents are too poorly for visitors so its a quiet family only Xmas

I don't like Only fools & horses

 

Went to Tesco for final shopping ... never again. We had Police directing traffic ... it was horrendous just getting in

 

All finished though 

 

MERRY CRIMBLE 

Saint
Saint posted:

List done and ticked off

Sprouts bought

All presents bought ... all bar one wrapped

Parents are too poorly for visitors so its a quiet family only Xmas

I don't like Only fools & horses

 

Went to Tesco for final shopping ... never again. We had Police directing traffic ... it was horrendous just getting in

 

All finished though 

 

MERRY CRIMBLE 

Awww Renton....

Baz
Saint posted:

List done and ticked off

Sprouts bought

All presents bought ... all bar one wrapped

Parents are too poorly for visitors so its a quiet family only Xmas

I don't like Only fools & horses

 

Went to Tesco for final shopping ... never again. We had Police directing traffic ... it was horrendous just getting in

 

All finished though 

 

MERRY CRIMBLE 

 Merry Christmas to you too 

Yogi19
machel posted:

 

Rexi posted:

I guess we are all ready now ... enjoy xxx

Nope, was helping santa put out the pressies and found 3 UNWRAPPED in a wardrobe!  scissors and sellotape at midnight!!

Haha! Well, I was organised, but I had got a load of stuff for my mum and she thought I had wrapped it, I thought she had ... it was like an episode of Keystone Kops on Christmas morning!

 

Good to see you machel ... hope you all had a good time 

Rexi
Rexi posted:
s  l posted:

 

Rexi posted:

I guess we are all ready now ... enjoy xxx

Nope, was helping santa put out the pressies and found 3 UNWRAPPED in a wardrobe!  scissors and sellotape at midnight!!

Haha! Well, I was organised, but I had got a load of stuff for my mum and she thought I had wrapped it, I thought she had ... it was like an episode of Keystone Kops on Christmas morning!

 

Good to see you machel ... hope you all had a good time 

Had a lovely christmas, thank you, lurk now and again,, other half still not completely beter

machel
machel posted:
Rexi posted:
s  l posted:

 

Rexi posted:

I guess we are all ready now ... enjoy xxx

Nope, was helping santa put out the pressies and found 3 UNWRAPPED in a wardrobe!  scissors and sellotape at midnight!!

Haha! Well, I was organised, but I had got a load of stuff for my mum and she thought I had wrapped it, I thought she had ... it was like an episode of Keystone Kops on Christmas morning!

 

Good to see you machel ... hope you all had a good time 

Had a lovely christmas, thank you, lurk now and again,, other half still not completely beter

Sending Get Well wishes for Mr Machel 

Yogi19

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