"Well you explain Brexit then!!"

May rallies to flummox Paxman with a question of her own.

"Orange is the new black."

Paxman is not impressed with Teresa May's election slogan to attract ethnic minorities.

And at half time May is leading . . . .  ONE - NIL

• Within 30 seconds the Newsnight counter had already reached 10 as the number of times TM mentioned 'strong and stable'.

Paxman,

"What do you mean? No comment ??!!"

Paxman admits he forgot the ping-pong

Never the twain shall meet.....

In the words of a song............

And I'll never love again,
Oh boy you've left me speechless
You've left me speechless, so speechless........

Ok, who's gonna go first.......

• "Paxman, stop sulking, you know it's your turn to pay the bill".

We'll go Dutch 

Your starter for 10...............

• "Hey, Jezza, come here and give me a kiss"

Tsk! you had to outdo my orange tie.......

You'll crumble before me......I'm strong and stable 

Please wear trousers next time......................

Good job there's a desk between us...