I'm worried about the drinking games he may come up with. After all, he does drink his own urine.
Once he said drinking your own pee-pee could be a life saver.
He whipped out a laughably small dinkle and pee'd onto his t shirt then tried to ring out said t shirt with p*ss poor results.
Alternatively . . . .
He could of pee'd into his cupped hands and drank it all immediately.
Plus ... his clothes wouldn't reek of human effluent making him a doddle to track by the local, ravenous wild life.
Man's a ruddy faker who probably works at the local employment exchange.