Kaffs posted:

I'm doing an online shop... I've just found INSTRUCTIONS on Sainsbury's website!    Just in case anyone isn't sure what to do...   

 

Andrex® wants everyone to feel as clean as possible. Andrex® Gentle Clean is designed with this in mind. It is fragrance-free, dermatologically tested and embossed with puppies to give you and your family a gentle clean.

We recommend using Andrex® Gentle Clean alongside Andrex Washlets® to help you feel cleaner and fresher than using dry toilet tissue alone.

The Andrex® Clean Routine
1. Use 3-4 sheets per wipe
2. Wipe from front to back until clean
3. Use 1-2 Washlets® to feel cleaner
4. Pat dry with toilet tissue
5. Always wash hands with soap

I'm gobsmacked...

Rofl Poor look out if people don't know how to wipe their bottoms !

Maybe they should put this up in the BB loos?

Kaffs posted:

I'm doing an online shop... I've just found INSTRUCTIONS on Sainsbury's website!    Just in case anyone isn't sure what to do...   

 

Andrex® wants everyone to feel as clean as possible. Andrex® Gentle Clean is designed with this in mind. It is fragrance-free, dermatologically tested and embossed with puppies to give you and your family a gentle clean.

We recommend using Andrex® Gentle Clean alongside Andrex Washlets® to help you feel cleaner and fresher than using dry toilet tissue alone.

The Andrex® Clean Routine
1. Use 3-4 sheets per wipe
2. Wipe from front to back until clean
3. Use 1-2 Washlets® to feel cleaner
4. Pat dry with toilet tissue
5. Always wash hands with soap

I'm gobsmacked...

gosh, you learn something everyday 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

gosh, you learn something everyday 

It was the 'Always wash hands with soap' eh?    There's me using chip fat all these years... 

Kaffs posted:

Maybe they should put this up in the BB loos?

Yes ,

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaffs posted:

I'm doing an online shop... I've just found INSTRUCTIONS on Sainsbury's website!    Just in case anyone isn't sure what to do...   

 

Andrex® wants everyone to feel as clean as possible. Andrex® Gentle Clean is designed with this in mind. It is fragrance-free, dermatologically tested and embossed with puppies to give you and your family a gentle clean.

We recommend using Andrex® Gentle Clean alongside Andrex Washlets® to help you feel cleaner and fresher than using dry toilet tissue alone.

The Andrex® Clean Routine
1. Use 3-4 sheets per wipe
2. Wipe from front to back until clean
3. Use 1-2 Washlets® to feel cleaner
4. Pat dry with toilet tissue
5. Always wash hands with soap

I'm gobsmacked...

gosh, you learn something everyday 

Yes ,  

I first saw those Andrex instructions a while back, and they immediately reminded me of what Douglas Adams wrote about toothpicks in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish":

The sign said:
Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.
'It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.'

Eugene's Lair posted:

I first saw those Andrex instructions a while back, and they immediately reminded me of what Douglas Adams wrote about toothpicks in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish":

 

The sign said:
Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.
'It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.'

I'm quite frugal.

I take one two ply sheet, separate them, use one sheet, then the second. Job done.

Hand washing optional.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm quite frugal.

 

I take one two ply sheet, separate them, use one sheet, then the second. Job done.

 

Hand washing optional.

 

Kaffs posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

gosh, you learn something everyday 

It was the 'Always wash hands with soap' eh?    There's me using chip fat all these years... 

*decides to take up the Andrex regime, throwns away torn up newspaper* 

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm quite frugal.

 

I take one two ply sheet, separate them, use one sheet, then the second. Job done.

 

Hand washing optional.

 

 

This is why we always take a box of disposable gloves to Sheffield.

Kaffs posted:

Maybe they should put this up in the BB loos?

I'd be surprised if some of these CBB lot are potty trained 

Garage Joe posted:

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm quite frugal.

 

I take one two ply sheet, separate them, use one sheet, then the second. Job done.

 

Hand washing optional.

 

 

This is why we always take a box of disposable gloves to Sheffield.

I'm uncharacteristically tight for a Yorkshireman.

'Pat dry' . . . . sounds lovely.

*ponders if there's a person actually called Pat Dry?*

Saint posted:

'Pat dry' . . . . sounds lovely.

 

*ponders if there's a person actually called Pat Dry?*

Good to see you back on form Renton !  

Saint posted:

'Pat dry' . . . . sounds lovely.

 

*ponders if there's a person actually called Pat Dry?*

  Sainty ! How have you been... hope you're doing ok 

Hello Roger nice to see you again

I'm fine thanx - you?

Saint posted:

Hello Roger nice to see you again

I'm fine thanx - you?

Not bad thanks Sainty  Nice to see you back matey 

Thanx

Saint posted:

'Pat dry' . . . . sounds lovely.

 

*ponders if there's a person actually called Pat Dry?*

https://www.facebook.com/peopl...-Dry/100008359360829

Good to see you back, Saint.

 nice one

Thanx for the welcome